Hello my beauties! I am trully sorry for updating so late. Life's been like hell recently and everytime I sat down to write down this chapter I would have a blank mind. Grrrr I hate writers block. Okay I'm going to keep this short and just go on to the long awaited chapter. Tadaaaaa~~~

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, cookies ;^; or ring pops~~~ XP

Night came and passed in a matter of minutes it seemed to me. I didn't dream. Nothing bad. Nothing good. I woke up once more as I thought back to the past. In reality it really was a bad idea to burn down my poor dad's room. Why did I do it again? Who knows. I shrugged it off rather easily as a lapse of my natural stupidness. I wanted to see my cute little weasel again and maybe those other handsome three I saw last time. Haaaa~~~ They probably hated my guts right now and wanted to see me dead. In their perfectly shaped hands. I guess it's partly my fault too. I mean I did give them a permanent tattoo... Without explaining why or what I exactly did...

I blinked as a piece of blood red hair fell in my face, shaking me from my private musings. I stared at the small strand for a moment, silently cursing the straight jacket. I blew it back into place and slipped back into my thoughts. I missed my hellishly Hell. I missed my loving father. I miss my annoying friends. I miss the fire of my home. I now know why I burned down my father's room. I remember. He was dating another demon. An ugly little slut named Karin. She was a hideous bat demon. Ugly bitch she was. She only wanted my father for his position. I warned him she might have diseases but he didn't pay me any mind. You can't blame me. She was a stupid whore that died her hair my color. Psshhh only I can rock blood red. She even got the hairstyle wrong! Half her hair looked like it was perfectly brushed and then the other half looked like she got lazy and left it knotted up. Probably too busy sleeping around the the slut we all know she is. Because of that skank, father had no time left for me. I had gotten lonely. Being all by myself in that big castle. Shaking my head to rid myself of my thoughts I blinked as I heard a bird chirping with my enhanced ears. Was it morning already? Wooooww...

I've been sitting in my white as fuck room with stupid padded walls for hours now. Just waiting for someone to come take me out of my own personal hell. And not the good one. It's sooooo fucking boring. Grrrrr where is that retarded snake bitch when you need him? I perked up immediately as I heard the stupid padded door open slowly. Shit, could this person be any slower? Jashin!

"Sure took your damn time" I blinked when I realized this wasn't the ugly as fuck snake bitch. It was a tall, pale (ugly) man with greasy looking silver hair in a messy ponytail and round glasses that seemed to glint evilly under the extremely bright light. He looked at me warily. I hated him already. Him and that stupid clipboard he was carrying around. He seemed to be jotting down notes, not even looking at what he was writing, cocky bastard... Probably nothing but a minion to that stupid snake bitch.

"I was told you'd be a problematic vicyom. I am here to take you to the rec. room where you are to meet another level 50 experiment... Apart from the ones you've already scarred.." I frowned as he called me a 'victom' um hello? I was a patient. I began smirking proudly as I realized he was talking about my mark I had left on those four sexy men.

The ugly ass minion took me to another room. The room was an annoying plain white, as I was expecting, with solid steel walls and solid steel doors. Heavily armed guards in protection suits surrounded the room, inside and out, I felt a small chill creep up my skin. God snake bitch really doesn't trust me... In the middle of the room was a rather small looking table with two seats at either side. Already sitting at one end of the table was the extremely hot blonde man I had already marked. He seemed pissed. Like really really pissed. Wonder why~ Hahaha he's soooo pissed off at me. I giggled a little. Ooooh what a lovely shade of red he was becoming~. Like a tomato... I wonder if my friend had been here to see this if he would eat him... Was he looking mad? Apparently the seats where solid steel too, and stuck to the ground the stupid tiled white floors. He was chained to the chair and I blinked as guards neared me to tie me down as well.

"Fuck ta the no. I'm good" I snarled out as I flashed fangs, watching them step back in fear. Grinning I took my seat and stared impassively, like Weasel-kun~~~, at my blonde marked one.

"Sooooo" I began a bit awkwardly. OMJ! I'm never awkward! What is this place doing to me?

"The fuck did you do to me, yeah!" He yelled out, glaring heatedly at me. Well then. Someone obviously hasn't heard of something called manners... Didn't most mortals have those? Well, whatevers bitch. It's not like I have many manners either XD.

"I marked you dude. Chill. All I did was make sure other demons can't claim or kill or eat or butcher or enslave or rape or attack ad such to you unless they'd want my daddy sending them to the dungeon." I said in a perfectly calm and serenevoice. I stared at his bright blue eyes and watched as many emotions flickered through them. How amusing.

So I spent a few hours with Deidara. Pretty hot dude. I learned a lot about him and have to admit I may become bomb obsessed as well. I was a bit disappointed he liked taking things slow. Since we, and I quote, 'Just met and its a bit awkward sharing with so many different guys, un'. Psssshhhaaaawww that man just can't handle all this smexiness. …... At least I still get make out sessions with Dr. Weasel Uchiha. Raaaawwwrrr~~~

Anyways... Deidara said he'll tell his two friends, Sasori and Tobi, about it all. Tobi will probably be fine as long as I get him a ring pop engagement ring... God what the fuck was a ring pop? Sasori would probably be another thing all together. Either he'll be like Itachi and just go fuck it and makeout wit me ooooorrrr he could be totally against the idea and rather not have anything to do with me... I'm hoping for the first option cuz that man is sexy fine. Welllll... That and the fact that if he rejects me, the mark I gave him will consume him and kill him, damning him to hell where my daddy will torture him for eternity for even thinking about rejecting his precious baby girl. Feh. Though Deidara did mention a puppet could cheer him up... Apparently he loves puppets but the guards have taken them all away. He specifically likes human puppets... Guess I have to escape and kill someone to make a puppet. How do you even make a human puppet?

I'm actually excited for tomorrow. For realzzz. Tomorrow I get to meet Tobi! XD Woot! Deidara says he hates the young acting kid but he sounds so fucking adorable. Oh shit. I feel like a pedophile! ;-; Poor Tobi! …... Damn, now I have to go looking for a fucking ring pop engagement ring aand make a human puppet... I still have no idea what the fuck a ring pop is... Or how to make a human puppet... Should I get C4 clay that Deidara mentioned as a present for the smexy blonde? And maybe some 'pocky' as Itachi had said for said man... I have no clue what C4 clay or pocky is...

I'm sooo fucking screwed over

Sooooo? How'd you like it? I got a bit more serious here and not exactly too much humore. It was more like a filler but I promise I'll make a much longer and funnier chapter next. I just wanted to get this out to you people so no flames please!

Bye~~~~