Koneko: You wished for an update... And your wish has been granted! Oh boy, chapter 2! I'm so excited

Kitsune: You get excited over playing Pokemon...

Koneko: And there's a problem with that!?

Preview of last chapter:

Stepping out of the hug, Ash froze as a pain shot through his abdomin. Clutching his stomach, he fell to his knees in pain.

"Ash? Ash!? What's wrong!?" Misty cried out

Koneko: On with the story!--

"Ash!" Misty cried, "Say something!"

"Ah... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed as another pain shot though him. It was so intense, he felt like throwing up. He didn't, but he put his hand over his mouth anyway, feeling the tears that streamed from his eyes.

Misty was panicing, "Oh... What do I do!?" she wanted to get help, but she didn't want to leave Ash. Who knew what would happen! Then an idea struck her. It was too bad for her that the main part of her idea was nowhere to be seen, "Where's Pikachu when I need him!?" she let out a frustrated sigh and grabbed a random pokeball off of Ash's belt. Releasing it, she found it to be Chimchar's ball, "Chimchar! Hurry and get to the lab! Find Gary and bring him back with you as soon as possible!"

"Chimchar!" he responded, scurrying away.

Chimchar didn't really understand what was going on, but he knew it was important. He ran up the stair of the lab two at a time, and barreled through the glass doors. He looked around the lab, not knowing where exactly he was. He ran through the first door he came across, a lab room, but not Gary's. He tried again, and again, and again. Finally, the fifth room he came in finally held the spiky brunette. He ran up to him and tugged on his pant leg.

"Chim! Chimchar!"

Gary looked down, recognizing Ash's pokemon immediatly, "Chimchar? What are you doing here?"

"Chim chim chimchar!" he tugged with more urgency

"You... want me to follow you?"

Chimchar nodded and ran out the door. Gary jumped up and ran after him. They raced back to where Chimchar left Ash and Misty. As soon as Gary saw the Ash was on the ground, he sped up.

"ASH!!" he called

"Gary!" Misty called back, "He just... collapsed! I didn't know who else to call! He's in pain and..."

"That's enough." Gary said, kneeling in front of Ash, "Ash... Can you move?"

"N--no!" he managed to choke out

"Okay. Hang on." he bent down and picked Ash up bridal-style. He turned back to Misty, "Misty, Brock is still here right?"

She nodded

"Run and get him. Tell him to bring a car to the entrance of the town." With that said, Gary took off to his previously stated location while Misty ran in the direction Ash had originally been going in.

"Hold on Ash." Gary whispered, leaning over to kiss Ash's forehead.

At the entrance to the town, Brock and Misty arrived in the car just as Gary arrived with Ash. Practically jumping into the car, and managing not to hurt Ash anymore then he already was, they took off to the nearest hospital. Semi-conveniantly located in Viridian City.

When they got to the hospital, they were greeted by a woman with long blonde hair and brown eyes. She looked scary similar to Ash, including the Zs on her cheeks, and quickly introduced herself as Dr. Ashley Snagem(1). They quickly set Ash on a bed in the ER, Ashley thinking it had something to do with his appendix. She told Gary, Misty, and Brock to wait in the waiting room.

After two hours of waiting, Dr. Ashley came into the room. She gave the teens a relieved, yet slightly confused, smile.

"Well..." she started, "The good news is, he doesn't have appendix issues. The other news, which you can consider bad or good for yourselves, is... How can I explain this..." she stood for a moment, looking thoughtful, but gave up when she couldn't think of a better way, "He's pregnant."

"SAY WHAT!?"

~End of Chapter 2~

Koneko: Oh~ another cliffhanger! Authors are right! It is fun if you don't have to read one!

Kitsune: -.- I think I'm rubbing off on you...

Koneko: Though I'll admit it was a little short... Wait-- Why do you think that?

Kitsune: Because that was something I'd say. Without the entusiasum.

Koneko: ...............................Oh dear god! Someone help me!

Kitsune: Shut up!

Koneko: No! Do the disclaimer while I have a nervous break down!

Kitsune: KonekoKitsune33 does not own Pokemon. If she did, it would probably still be the porno it was supposed to be...

Koneko: Don't say things like that!

Kitsune: Why not? It's true.

Koneko: That doesn't mean the readers need to know!

Kitsune: Whatever.

Koneko: Anyway, please disregard my annoying co-writer and continue to read. See you in chapter three!

Kitsune: She is seriously perverted though!

(1)= Yes, I'm talking about that Ashley. You all know... That one episode Ash dressed up as a girl to get into Celadon gym? Remember now? And her last name I stole from the gamecube game. If that wasn't a bit obvious...