lSeveral years before...
Grade 7 is soooo boring.
I mean, come on! All we do is write notes down for social studies and science and blah blah blah!
God! Can't we do like... experiments or something? It's the middle of January, and since September, we've been writing notes. That's it. I'm not over exaggerating, ask literally anyone.
I was sunk down in my chair, doodling on my lined piece of paper. We we're supposed to be copying notes of the board, but I was in my own little world... drawing lines and circles all over the page...
"Jayden! What are you doing?"
I snapped my head up, and saw Jayden coloring his desk with his pencil. He wasn't very far, only a corner. He looked up at the teacher, with a dazed expression.
"What? Oh, yeah, sorry I kind of went into a day dream. I'm really bored, so as you can see I am-" He started saying, but the teacher looked peeved.
"Somebody's in trouble!" Someone from the class sang, interrupting Jayden. Some chuckles and giggles we're heard.
"Jayden Parker, out of the class right now!" The teacher demanded, pointing to the door. He got up, and took his papers with him. He walked out of the class and closed the door behind him.
"Meh." I continued doodling on my paper, writing bad things about Brianna and how she's "Stupid" or "Annoying" and some bad words appeared as well.
About 5 minutes later, I didn't know that the teacher had been calling my name for the past minute. The person beside me, Alexa, tapped my shoulder and nodded to the teacher. I looked over at her.
"Skylar, what on Earth are you doing?" She asked. I blinked, and looked at the paper in front of me.
"Um... copying notes?" I asked. The teacher frowned at me, and walked over. She picked up the paper.
"Skylar Roberts! That is no way to talk about your classmates!" She hissed. I heard Brianna laugh. Probably because I was getting in trouble.
"What'd she do?" Brianna asked. I saw Brianna look at me with a smirk. I just smirked back.
"Well... you don't want to know." The teacher answered, looking at my paper. Alexa caught a glance of the paper, and chuckled quietly.
"Tell me now!" Brianna yelled. She cleared her throat and smiled. "I mean... may I see?"
The teacher sighed, and walked over to her desk. She gave Brianna the paper. Brianna read it over, and gasped. She looked up at me with a murderous death glare. I just smiled and crossed my arms.
"Skylar, out," The teacher said, and pointed at the door, just like what she did to Jayden. I rolled my eyes, picked up my pencil case, and walked out. On the way out, I walked past Landon's desk. He was scribbling away, drawing skate boards. I grabbed his paper, and walked out the door.
I heard him yell "Hey!" but I just closed the door. It's not like he needed it anyway, right? I sat down, and saw Jayden across the hall, leaning against the wall as I leaned against the door. He looked up at me.
"What'd you do?" He questioned. I shrugged, and opened my pencil case.
"Wrote bad things about Brianna," I answered. He laughed.
"Niiiiiice." He answered. I smiled and rolled my eyes, not even looking at him. I took out a pencil and my scissors. I began carving the orange off my pencil. It was boring in this stupid hallway, alright? Don't blame me! I get easily distracted too!
I felt something hit me in the head, so I looked up, with a scared expression. I saw stupid Jayden chuckling.
"What'd you just throw at me!" I yelled. What? What if he threw like... a staple or a needle at me? I could've died—well, probably not... but still! Also, I get scared a lot, okay?
"... Paper..."
"Oh," I said lamely. I feel stupid now.
You're always stupid, so no complaints there.
Hey! That's mean! Who are you, by the way?
You're conscience?
My conscience? Oh... Oh. ... Ohhhhh!
Yeah. You're not stupid.
Well... you're me, and I'm you, so that means you're stupid too! Hah!
Lammmmeeeee.
I know you are but what am I?
Laammmmmmeeee.
Okay, I'm you and you're me so stop insulting yourself.
Laaaammmmeeee.
Shut up!
"I didn't say anything!"
I jumped a bit, and fixed my eye focus back on Jayden. I just realized I said that out loud.
"Right, sorry." I shook my head. I felt really stupid now.
You should.
Be quiet.
Fag.
"So, you threw paper at me?" I asked and raised an eyebrow. Jayden nodded and smiled. I sighed.
"Guess its pay back then..." I took Landon's paper, and crumpled it up. I threw it at him, and he dodged to the right, the paper just missing him.
Hah! This girl doesn't just have the looks, but she also has skill!
Jayden threw it back at me, and it hit my face. He laughed, but I threw it at him, and it landed right in his mouth.
I burst out laughing as he spit it on the ground.
"Nice catch, Parker." I commented, still laughing. His face expression was just so funny when it landed in his mouth... Oh God, that's too funny...
"Nice throw, Roberts." He retorted with a smirk. I laughed one more, and we continued our game.
And that was how we got in trouble for playing "paper football".
Present time:
It was now Monday. I was sitting in class, trying to avoid Jayden, and Brianna.
Jayden for being a stupid jerk for making me feel bad for myself and Brianna for... well, being Brianna.
It was math, so I wasn't really paying attention.
Being honest here, its cause Jayden was in my class.
Now, again, I do not like him! It's just because I was thinking about our fight on Saturday morning.
Brianna and Landon we're also in my class, but really who cares about them? Landon's gay and Brianna is a brat.
...Well, not literally. Landon isn't into guys, and Brianna doesn't have a huge head and lips.
All of a sudden, I felt something hit the back of my head. The teacher was facing the board, so I spun around, and saw Landon smiling.
"What?" I mouthed to him. He pointed to a crumpled piece of paper on the ground. I guess he had to throw a note at me, because he was 3 seats behind me. Stupid gay guy. Leave me alone.
I grabbed the paper, and opened it. The note said:
Whats up? You look sad today :(
I rolled my eyes, and took my pen. I wrote back lazily;
I'll tell you later.
I looked up at the teacher, who was still facing the board, and I turned around. I was about to throw the paper, when someone walked into the class.
My head decided to look at Brianna, who was smirking, and looking at the person.
I looked at who it was. It was a girl, dressed in black skinny pants, a black leather vest, and had black high heel boots on. Her hair was neatly put up, and she had black sunglasses on, so you couldn't see her eyes.
Some of the guys in our class whistled lowly. I rolled my eyes again. Finally, our math teacher turned because of the noise. Our teacher, being a him, smiled at the girl in black. Perv.
"Can I help you?" He asked. She looked at him, with a bored but serious expression at the same time.
"I need Jayden, Brianna, Landon, and Skylar." She answered. My eyes went wide. Oh no. Oh noooo this is bad!
If you think I'm panicking about thinking that we may be getting kidnapped, no. I'm panicking about how she excused me and Jayden! AHHHHHH! AWKWARDNESS ATTACK! NOOO DON'T EXCUSE ME!
The teacher nodded, not even caring about if I get attacked with awkwardness! Ugh, some teachers are so pathetic!
"Jayden, Brianna, Landon, Skylar. You guys are excused." He said. Jayden, Brianna, and Landon got up without hesitation; where as I was taking my time. Don't judge me! I'm still scared of *cough* awkward moments *cough*.
"Pst! Skylar! Hurry up!" Brianna whisper yelled at me. I rolled my eyes, and walked over. We walked out of class, and the girl in black closed the door behind us.
"So, where are we going? Out for lunch? Out to your big white van where you'll gag us, and then take us to a creepy abandoned mansion where Osama Bin Laden is hiding, and he'll bomb just us somehow and not the house?" I said. Everyone gave me weird looks, except for the girl in black. She just ignored me as we walked down the halls. What? I'm weird, alright?
You sure are...
"Agent Wyoming," She said. Landon walked quicker beside her, since she was moving so fast.
"Yeah?" Landon asked. Wait...
"Agent Wyoming? That sounds like cottage cheese and like... rice mixed together. Rice and cottage cheese, is that possible?" I asked aloud. The girl in black, again, ignored me. Meanie! Ignorererer!
"Go sign you 4 out." She said to Landon. He nodded and walked into the office as we passed it.
"Agent South," She said. Brianna walked to her side. Agent South? Whaaa?
"What's up?" Brianna asked, as we walked out the front doors of the school. Where we're we going?
"Go grab Simmons." She ordered. Brianna suddenly disappeared, towards the parking lot.
"Simmons? Is that like your boyfriend? Is he like, gonna pay you money and then like take us to that mansion and then rape us and then Osama Bin Laden will blow us up?" I asked. The girl in black huffed, and stopped at the end of the side walk. It was now just me, the girl in black, and Jayden.
"Or is Simmons your half brother that's a computer program that will-" I started saying, but the girl in black turned, and ripped off her glasses. She glared at me. Hey, she had pretty brown eyes!
"Dang it Skylar! Shut up already! You're so annoying, and everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!" She shrieked. I stared at her, and blinked. I heard Jayden burst out laughing. I wiped my eyes.
"You just spit all over my face..." I said. She screamed, and stomped off. Jayden was laughing at me, and I turned to him.
"Shut up." I crossed my arms, although he kept laughing.
"Hey guys! Guess what! My mom just told me I'm from Egypt!" Landon randomly said, and walked out the front doors.
"Really?" I asked, turning to him.
"Nope,"
Jayden laughed again.
Okay. This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Only because you're a part of it!
Heeeeyy! That's not nice!
Suddenly, a black convertible pulled up. Brianna looked over at us, and smirked in the driver's seat.
"Get in," she ordered. Jayden got in with no question, and he sat in the back. He was too busy touching everything. Landon got in as well, but didn't do what Jayden did. He just sat in the back, waiting. Patience. Wow. Something I don't have!
I hopped in the back too, and the girl in black walked over. She got in, looking calmer. I got her mad. Heh...
"Alright, let's go." She ordered Brianna.
"Let's go... take out? Because I'm hungry, and its lunch next period."
"AGH! SOMEONE SHUT HER UP!"