Author's note: This fanfic is mostly a learning tool but I will be treating it like a serious story. I made a bet with a friend who said that he can write better than me and I took that shit personally. PLEASE READ IT AND REVIEW IT AND IF YOU LIKE IT PLEASE COMMENT "yo why he spittin doe" I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
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On a summer night, 2 boys were walking back home from the mall when suddenly a small meteor landed near them, killing them both. But, they didn't die. Watch as these 2 boys try to survive by any means possible in the world of murder, war, backstabbing and ninjas.
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It was a long day, but I can't say that it wasn't the most fun we've had in a while. We were walking back home from the mall, me and my homie, both tired as fuck.
"Man, I'm exhausted! When I get back home I'm gonna pass out at the doorstep." My friend complained. He was a 6 '1 whiteboy who was usually very energetic and couldn't take anything seriously.
"Yeah, I can't feel my legs right now. I told you we should've gotten a cab." I replied. A short, loud black guy who laughs at anything.
"Yo, don't put it on me. I asked you if you were fine with walking back home and you said yes."
Both of us were on our way back home. We lived next to each other so we basically went home together every time.
After around 30 minutes of walking and complaining about being exhausted… we started hearing a weird sound.
"Hey, do you hear that?" I asked as I stopped to listen again.
"What? You mean the crackheads? Oh don't mean them, they are just doing their thing."
"Fuck No I don't mean the crackheads in the alleyway. I'm talking about the noise that sounds like a broken earphone."
"Oh that! I thought it was because I was tired and started hearing shit, but you hear it too?"
We both started looking around for where the sound was coming from, it seemed like it was getting louder and louder so it had to be near us.
The sound then turned from a static sound to a rumbling sound and it was loud. Even the ground started to shake.
At this point we were getting concerned. Well, at least I was getting concerned.
"Is this supposed to be an earthquake? I've always thought it would be a lot more aggressive than this. This is like shaking a crib for a baby."
Now I am a simple person and I believe in karma. Mother nature did not like his remark.
That's when I noticed the big ball of fire that was heading our way. I was standing there motionless.
'Well atleast my last day was fun.' Was my last thought.
*BAM*
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Call me what you want but right before the impact, I closed my eyes and started screaming like a pussy. I was about to fucking die, you can't blame me!
For a couple of seconds I was just holding my hands over my ears and waiting to get pulverized and smoked… but it just never happened.
I opened my eyes slowly and I instantly regretted that. I was nowhere near where I was before. First of all the sun was in the middle of the sky and second this looked NOTHING like downtown Brooklyn. This place was completely free of buildings and crack filled alleyways.
I stumbled from the shock and fell down on my ass. That's when I noticed that my body has significantly shrunk, and by a fucking lot. Like i was short before, yeah, but now im basically baby sized. Even the afterlife was mocking me.
Another thing that I noticed was that there was a kid standing next to me who was frantically looking around. Now, I'm not dumb. The only person who was next to me was my friend, Skye.
"... Well i'll be damned. That transition was smoother than a motherfucker." Said the kid standing next to me.
I instantly connected two and two together.
"Skye? Is that you?"
"Yeah." The boy answered calmly while he was still looking around the place we were in.
The over 6 foot white boy I knew as Skye was now a small kid who looked around 4 years old. He had blonde hair that reached his neck and the top was tied up in a man bun. He had blue eyes in contrast to his brown eyes before.
"What happened to your- why are you a child?"
"You are too, y'know. Anyway, get up. Let's see if we can find where we are."
It seems like he was handling this a lot better than me because i'm still shook. He's always been this way, but can't you just be a little concerned?
I got up and both of us started walking around. We seemed to be either in a forest or a huge park, As you can tell I had no fucking idea.
"Yo, I hear people." Skye informed me.
We sped up and ran past some bushes and- "what the fuck." Was what i said when I saw what looked like a village from the 1200s. People were wearing weird outfits and the buildings looked old and strange.
"I feel like we're in an anime for some reason." I thought out loud.
"We are. Look up there." Skye pointed at something with his chin.
I looked at where he was pointing and… I see a huge mountain in the distance. On it were huge faces, 3 faces to be exact. The first was of a man who had what seemed to be a headband, 'Hashirama Senju'. The other had a headguard with stripes on his face, 'Tobirama Senju'. The third had very anime-like hair and a scar slicing right on his nose bridge, 'Hiruzen Sarutobi'.
I took a deep breath and kind of forcefully calmed myself down. I strangely found comfort in AT LEAST knowing where we are and what our situation is.
Reincarnation was a bitch. But I guess there is no point in complaining.
"There are only three heads on the hokage mountain. We probably got dropped sometime after the second shinobi war." I stated.
"Yeah, and the people around don't seem like the people who live in a period of war. So it would be a smart guess to assume this is before the third war." Skye added.
Thankfully no war was going on right now which was good. But that does not fix our shitty situation at all.
From the distance we saw a little blonde girl running towards us.
"ONII-CHAN!" The girl called out.
We just shared glances while looking at the girl running straight towards us. We could both guess who this 'onii-chan' was.
And just like we thought, the girl tackled Skye causing then both to topple over. The girl then started giggling after.
"Hey! Get back here Mimi-chan!" an older blonde female was running after her while gasping for air.
HOLD UP. Something is weird. The words that I'm hearing with my ears are definitely Japanese… but for some reason in my brain that shit pops out as english.
I peeped a look at Skye, he gave me a shrug which made me feel like he noticed it too.
"Mimi-chan! Don't ever run from me like that again, what if you fell down and hurt yourself." The older woman, who we'll just call Skye's mom at this point, scolded.
"That doesn't seem very ninja-like to me." Commented Skye.
"They're probably civilians. The show would always stress about how a ninja's footstep was completely silent and hers were completely audible."
"Makes sense."
The woman took a while to catch her breath then turned towards me.
"Ah you must be Hiroto's new friend!" She said as she extended her hand to shake mine.
I shook her hand and then she patted my head with her other hand.
"What's your name?" She asked me.
Before I could even speak, a voice from behind me answered. "His name is Samui Uchiha." A man with extremely silent steps said.
"What the fuck, that guy just popped out of thin air!" Skye exclaimed
When I turned to look at the man, I instantly knew how bad my situation was. Behind me was a tall man wearing the usual shinobi outfit that you would see in Naruto with the flak jacket and everything… but the man had black hair and completely dark eyes. Well that sure seems fun.
Skye seemed to also understand since he started clicking his tongue and he looked at me with a look of pity which successfully pissed me off.
"I'm here to pick him up actually, his mom is looking for him." The man said as he put his hand on my head.
The mom stood up straight before replying."Yeah, it's late so I'll get going too."
She went ahead and picked up her daughter and started walking.
"Come on Hiroto, follow me. We're going back home."
Skye looked at me with a really confused expression.
Logically speaking if I were to guess our current situation then I'd say we possessed the bodies of these 2 kids after we died in the meteor attack. I have no idea how or why or anything but what we needed to do now was probably blend in. So I went to Skye and whispered into his ear. "Listen, we're kinda lost here but for now just blend in. Remember this spot and let's meet up back here again tomorrow. Also don't talk, although we understand them I doubt that they will understand us. Be careful."
I then turned to the supposed 'Uchiha' behind me and he seemed to get the idea since he started walking slowly in the opposite direction and I followed.
It really was pretty amazing how this man could walk and not make a single sound. This world was way different than my old one. Afterall, this one had chakra. A mysterious energy created by the mixture of spiritual and physical energy in the body.
The Uchiha were a pretty big deal in Konohagakure. There was a lot to like about being an Uchiha. The only thing that I would say is a drawback… well other than the fact that their fucking psychos, is the massacre. What's so good about a clan that's going to cease to exist in a couple years time.
We were walking for a while, I memorized the path we were taking though since I do need to go back tomorrow. The man was silently walking in front of me. For the entire journey he'd been walking silently without making a sound. Not with his mouth or with his feet.
"You whispered something into that boy's ears earlier. What were you saying?" The man all of a sudden asked.
"Huh?!" I let out in confusion. You just gon Sike me like that?
The man stopped and I did the same and he looked at me with his deep dark black eyes and he stared straight into my soul.
"Did you really think I wouldn't hear you?" He said.
I kind of panicked a little since this came out of the blue but I did have an answer to that question.
…but i forgot it. So I shrugged instinctively.
The man looked at me with a confused look before all expression escaped his face soon after. He then closed his eyes and continued walking like nothing happened.
This might seem like an irrelevant event but it scared me. I shouldn't have forgotten that in this world, ninja's are fucking cheats.
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We reached where I assume is the Uchiha clan complex. The houses were built pretty much the same as the others from before except much more traditional. We walked by a few houses and it was late so not many people were out right now. The man finally entered one of the gates to a house that was medium sized compared to the others. He didn't come into the house with me but instead shooed me in by myself and left shortly after.
I entered using one of the sliding doors and started walking around the place. It was pretty spacious and the more I walked around the more I wandered where this 'family' of mine was. The man did mention something about my mom a while ago so at least I have that.
I then saw from a distance a room that was lit by what seemed to be a candle since there was an aroma. I decided to go there and open the door, there was a WHITE woman who was sitting on the floor with her legs extended in a sleeping bag- futon and she was holding a candle. As I come in the woman lifts her head up and her eyes meet mine.
Now I took a second to look at my skin again, although this body is not originally mine, my skin is still pretty black. I took a peek at her again and stared back at my skin. I have a bunch of theories for this.
She smiled.
"Welcome back, Samui. Did you have fun in the park today?" The woman asked.
I thought that she would be the 'mom' but she looked a bit too young to be so.
I nodded in response to her question.
"You must be tired. Go wash yourself and head to sleep. Tomorrow you have shinobi training with your uncle."
I nodded again and left the room, closing the door behind me.
'Okay, theory one.' I thought as I began searching for my room in this spacious house.
The first theory that popped up to mind was that I was maybe adopted. But I doubt the Uchiha clan would let any motherfucker just adopt their name like that.
The second is that this mom of mine made an oopsie and had me while she was rizzed up by some Kumogakure opp. It was a possibility but it's so far-fetched that I decided to not even consider it.
The third was that I became this way due to some sort of genetic mutation. Which is the one that I hoped for at this point because the other two were at the least concerning.
I finally found another room that had a sleeping bag- futon on the floor and I just decided to stay in it for today.
I laid down in the futon and just started to think. This was a longass day. First I die. Then I am not dead instead I am isekai'd into the world of murder, numerous backstabbings and fucking ninja.
Which made me think… Am I going to become a ninja?
Oh shit. 'Mom' did mention something about shinobi training earlier. Am I gonna have to become a shinobi?
This is long… can't I just go back home?
I kept thinking about life and shit till I finally dozed off.
'I wonder what Skye is up to right now.' I thought as I fell asleep.
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In another part of town a certain Skye was having the time of his life in his new home with his new family.
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