Harry Potter and the Long Title

by Fan Stories 2011

Harry Potter and the Order of the Sorceror's Half-blood Chamber Prisoner's Deathly Goblet of Secrets: "Harry Potter, Ron, and Hermoine get an extra year at Hogwarts! This is the best book ever! Malfoy is back!"

2. Malfoy's Revenge

CHAPTER 2 MALFOY'S REVENGE

"No!" said Malfoy. "Now no one will ever like ME instead of Harry Potter!" "Good job Harry!" said Dumbledore. "You win a vacation to the forbidden forest." "I'm coming too!" said Ron.

"I'm scared!" said Ron. "Then light up your wand!" said Harry. "I would, but it broke!" "Again?" "yes..."

"It's the car!" said Ron. Ron's car was set free into the forest a long time ago. "Yay car!" Then the car ran over Ron, his wand exploded and a tree fell on him. "Look's like another trip to the hospital for you Ron!" said Harry.

"We're going to push you into the ocean again!" "WHHHEEEEEEEEE- gurglegurgle." Malfoy put sea-monsters into the water. "Ron look out!"

Ron threw dung bombs at the sea-monsters. Too bad he is a bad aimer though. He missed. And hit Mafloy. In the eye. And it exploded. "OH ****!" yelled Malfoy. Then he fell into the water. The sea-monsters ate him and swam away. "yay i'm alive!" said Ron.

Then Hagrid visited. "Oy Harry!" said Hagrid. "I'm going to give you a magical rooster egg!" "Rooster's don't lay eggs." said Hermoine. Harry took the egg.

Since Snape is dead they got a new potions master. "Hello, my name is Professor Monkey!" said the new teacher. "Let's make poison!"

After potions class Harry put poison in Ron's lemonade. "That was a fun class!" said Ron. "But now i'm really thirsty!"
Ron took a drink from his lemonade glass.