Chapter 16: Maybe Baby
AN: just the disclaimer, I do not own the Twilight characters, however I do own all the new ones I've made and am responsible for any cannon changes. And why do FF seem to dislike me lately I posted this over a week ago and just found out it never posted... strange any who.
POV: Alice
"If there is one thing your car is not that is discreet" Jasper said as he waved at the deputy sheriff walking back to his cruiser. I was currently wearing nothing but my underwear and Jasper's t-shirt. Our little excursion for privacy had proven quite fruitful until Sam Uley tapped on my window with his flashlight. God bless fogging up the window or he would have gotten quite the eyeful. Thankfully he had agreed to just let it go, having recognized my car and not called it in, didn't stop him from deciding to have a chat with Jasper, apologizing for not getting to meet him at my mother's barbecue all the while Jaspers shorts undone and me holding the hem of Jasper's t-shirt as far down my legs as possible.
"At least it was Sam" I muttered turning my car on. I needed to think of a new spot, further off the road but in my little porsche that would be rather difficult. "If this weren't such a small town and word wouldn't travel super fast about little Mary Alice and her boyfriend checking into the Motel 6 I'd head there now" I said rolling my windows down a little to help rid the windows of the condensation.
"He seemed nice enough" Jasper said and I giggled.
"Sam owes me big time" I sighed heading down the road. "Come to think of it Jake owes me too" I grinned reaching into the center console for my cell phone and dialing the familiar number of my cousin. "Hey Nessie" I said hearing the loud music from the bar I'd once worked at. "Is Embry there?" I asked. "Really? Ok well do me a solid and keep him there. The things I could tell your big brother" with that Nessie quickly caved and I finally had a destination in mind.
"What was all that about?" Jasper asked as I crossed over the railroad tracks.
"Somewhere deserted, off the road where no one will spot my baby and the things I'm planning to do in her" I smiled.
"You are horny" Jasper said and I sent him a glare.
"And you aren't" I eyeballed the tent he'd tried to hide from Sam with my purple tube top.
"Point made" Jasper said rubbing his forehead.
It was amazing how quickly I pulled the car into the junk yard behind Jake and Embry's auto shop. Watching the gate close in my rearview I smiled and pulled between the isles, if there was one thing Claire made sure of it was that the junkyard be organized, Claire was nothing if not totally OCD.
"How romantic" Jasper laughed looking around.
"Secluded" I simply said removing my seatbelt and turning my car off.
"I haven't done anything like this since high school" Jasper said unbuckling his seatbelt and guiding my hips as I crawled over the center console to straddle him as I had before Sam interrupted.
I stopped and gave Jasper a look, "Now would not be the best time to bring up ex-girlfriends and sex with them" I warned.
"Ok" Jasper said looking uneasy. "I just meant..."
"I know what you meant" I said before reaching down and pulling the lever to recline the seat all the way giggling when Jasper suddenly fell backward, pulling me flush on top of him.
"A little warning would have been nice" Jasper said.
"Fuck this is all wrong" I said pushing up and leaning against my dash. "Let's just join everyone else at the bar, this isn't working" I ran my hands through my hair and whimpered at the aching between my legs, god I wasn't going to get laid for a month, Jasper isn't due back in New York for 3 weeks.
"I didn't say it wasn't working, obviously I'm not having a problem, just calm down" he said sitting up and taking my face between his hands. "Like you said, we're alone, no one will bother us so yes we need to hurry to keep everyone from figuring us out but we don't need to move lightening speed either"
"Ok" I said sniffing slightly. I'm crying. Why the hell am I crying.
"Baby you're tearing up what's wrong?" he asked and just like that I started bawling my eyes out.
"Stupid hormones" I sobbed and let Jasper wrap his arms around me while I buried my face in his neck.
POV: Jasper
After 15 minutes of calming Alice down her phone started going off with her cousin and friends wondering where we were. Followed by a text message from Nessie telling us that she couldn't stall them anymore and everyone was on there merry way to being drunk. Another 10 minutes and we were both dressed and looking less messed up.
So now we are in the bar strolling towards the familiar crowd I'd seen many of earlier today, and a shit eating grin on the face of the now, obviously off-duty deputy Uley.
"Get things sorted then?" he said to Alice while wiggling his eyebrows while no one payed us any attention, too into their game of pool being played while a beautiful girl shook her head beside him. She'd been the only one to witness his greeting and quickly gave Alice a hug.
Alice ignored him but for some reason I felt the need to shake my head saying no. He frowned, patted me on the back and spoke softly. "Privacy is worth the 40 minute drive onto the rez" and with that he grabbed a pool cue for him as well as a second he handed to me. "I know the pixie can play a decent game, so Em and I challenge you two"
"No gambling" the girl I now knew as Em warned from where she still clung to Alice.
"Sure" I said and with that we went around to setting up the table.
"Is she ok?" he asked softly, I glanced up to see in this light Alice's eyes were still a little puffy and Sam and Em weren't the only ones who took notice, Nessie saw but then again she knew why, while her brother Edward, who was obviously the protector looked upset about Alice having obviously cried.
"Yeah, she's upset things didn't work out" I said not wanting to spill the rest.
"That girl rarely cries but you two are long distance from what I hear so I get the frustration" he nodded and I was thankful for that.
"What's wrong Alice?" Edward asked and suddenly, though not very obviously everyone was listening for her answer.
"Nothing, except Jasper asked me to move in with him" she said casting a glance my way. Sam quickly congratulated me as Alice fooled the room with a smile. "Just not a word leaves this group I would like to tell mom and all myself" she added eyeing everyone in the room.
"But your job?" Edward said looking slightly upset.
"One hurdle at a time, I'm not moving right away" she said and I had to bite back a comment as we had yet to decide when.
"So when?" Nessie was obviously over joyed.
"We still gotta talk it out" she said smiling at me.
"And Texas is not the powerhouse of the fashion world" I added causing Alice to giggle.
"Well shit looks like you'll have more than enough time to work on your own stuff instead of wasting your talent as a PA for a fashion magazine baracuda, who by the way probably couldn't come up with an idea from a scrap of fabric like you could" the quiet girlfriend of her cousin, Bella spoke hugging Edward who still didn't look happy.
"Well she's not that bad, she took me putting in my notice very well and even offered to give me references and possibly keep me on as a consultant on the side" I perked up smiling at Alice. She hadn't told me all this.
"Really?" Edward wasn't looking so annoyed now, but surprised. "I thought he just asked you?" he said and I chuckled.
"Jasper's grandmother spilled the beans when I was in Texas" she grinned.
"Apparently my time line wasn't fast enough" I muttered.
"Your gran is a gem who told me quite a few stories about you as quite the little star athlete felon" I instantly stood up leaning on my pool cue.
"Oo Alice is dating a felon" Jake laughed.
"Think Varsity Blues and change it to baseball" Alice smiled.
"Hey I never stole a cop car and drove around naked" I said as Sam broke and the balls went all over the table. One getting into the pocket.
"Solids. You stole a cop car?" he asked and I shook my head as Alice busted up laughing.
"I didn't steal it" I said as Sam went back to his next shot. "Peter stole it" Alice bent over laughing so hard I would be surprised if she could breath. Sam effectively missed his shot he looked amazed and everyone else was staring at me with their mouths open.
"I can't see Peter stealing a cop car" Alice got out trying to compose herself.
"I'll give you one better, Darcy and I had to break their naked asses out of the back seat of the cop car because they decided to get it on in the back seat and locked themselves in, keys in the ignition mind you" I added remembering that night fondly, choosing to leave out the part about Darcy and I streaking across the baseball diamond with her sister and I of course left out Maria being there.
"Why didn't they at least put their clothes back on?" Em asked laughing.
"Apparently they started in the front seat" I said.
"Oh wait is this the night you, guys went streaking across the baseball field!" Alice shouted pointing at me.
"Now who told you about that?" I asked looking shocked. My grandmother didn't know about that.
"Darcy" she said and I felt my jaw drop. "By the way. Does your big brother know you've seen his wife naked?" I effectively missed my shot and suddenly everyone was laughing hard.
"You streaked with your sister!" Jake howled in laughter.
"What else did she tell you?" I asked walking closer to Alice.
"Nothing" she said trying to stop her laughter.
"So she failed to mention how Rick found out about that?" I asked, surely Darcy wouldn't have said anything about that.
"No" Alice was suddenly sober, ready to hear the rest of the story.
"Did I ever tell you what Rick does in his spare time?" Alice shook her head. "Same thing he does now for a living" Alice nodded her head.
"This isn't how they met is it?" she asked.
"Oh yes" I smirked.
"Tell me tell me tell me" she was bouncing up and down by now.
"Well let's just say Darcy started streaking before the rest of us, I take that back, Maria and her started at the same time only Maria didn't toss her clothing up in the air like Darcy did" saying her name was difficult and I could tell by the falter in Alice's smile that she didn't like hearing Maria was there but this was one of the last drug free, and hilarious nights she and I had had together. "Collecting our clothes after getting Peter and Charlotte free from the car, Darcy climbs a tree on the side of the road to get her clothes out, gets her hair snagged bad in the branches and can't get down. Maria comes to get us to help so by now we're all clothed and staring up at Darcy, stark naked holding her sock over herself in one hand, the other hand grasping the branch and yelling for the tree to free her"
"Oh my god!" Alice shouted.
"Sid, her little sister runs out into the road because she sees a truck turning the corner, Darcy screams cause now someone's headlights are on her and the truck skids to a stop and out hops my brother Rick, eyes as big as saucers and all the while I'm half way up the tree with my shirt over my shoulder to give Darcy something to wear while my pocket knife is between my teeth to cut her loose. Charlotte can't stop laughing, but manages to shout at Rick to help. I jump down from the tree and fall on my ass and proceed to lay on the concrete laughing. Rick pulls the truck up next to the curb and gets on the roof so he can reach Darcy who by now is sobbing because she's embarrassed and now all dirty and scraped up from her naked climb. Once she's free her sister gave her my shirt cause I'm still laughing my ass off"
"Poor Darcy" Alice said covering her mouth.
"We wound up ditching the cop car, ditching Darcy's clothing and taking a ride home with Rick because the cops were coming" I said with a smirk.
"Dude that's classic" Jake chuckled.
"How romantic" Bella said blushing while even Edward tried not to laugh.
"So Rick saw Darcy naked the first time he met her?" Alice asked through laughs.
"Yep and I distinctly remember her making a comment about how long it'd be before he saw that again after their first date" it was one of the funniest stories to date. Darcy and Rick usually tell it like they met through Jasper and that Darcy was having car trouble.
"I like you. Your family sounds fun" Jake shouted slapping Jasper on the back.
"I think I need to have a talk with Darcy cause I'm sure she will have some whoppers to tell me about you after that" Alice threatened. I put on an innocent face.
"What are you talking about, I left high-school and was a perfect angel afterwards" I lied. Alice knew I was lying but no one else did. "Well I never streaked again" I added before taking my next shot.
"So you wanna hear one about Alice?" Nessie smiled earning hoots from Alice's friends.
"No! Nessie!" Alice shouted but I was intrigued.
"Oh yeah" I smiled making my next shot. I set up for the next one while Alice continued trying to shush Nessie.
"Hmm, a streaking story or cop story?" Nessie asked, with a wicked grin. Alice was red and looked mortified.
"Why stop at one?" I asked missing my next shot but giving Nessie my full attention.
"All lies" Alice shouted rushing towards me to try and clap her hands over my ears, but I evaded her hands and captured them behind her back. Eventually she gave up struggling and instead buried her face in my shirt.
"It was my 16th birthday. Alice was 20 at the time and I came to visit the family since she was home from school. So since it was just us and Becca we decided to have a girls night, you know movies and what not, very boring when this is supposed to be a sweet 16 party. So once Becca leaves, old married woman that she is Alice pops out a bottle of tequila, a salt shaker and a bottle of gatorade, aunt Mary is asleep down the hall so Alice and I dress up in what was quite probably the sluttiest outfits we could think of and pushed her porsche down the road before starting it and driving towards the rez" right now the story didn't sound too bad and I was really wondering if this was a naked story or a cop story but right now it was sounding tame to my teen years and early 20s.
"Please Nessie" Alice mumbled and I remembered if she was so embarrassed about it it had to get better.
"Anyways once we reach our destination we proceed to drink, I've never drank tequila at this point, only wine and a few beers but needless to say I was drunk by shot 4 and Alice was still going so I kept going. Now it's the dead of summer, we're talking 90*, no breeze, even wearing as little as we were it was hot as hell, add alcohol to the mix and you have two drunk girls now running up and down the beach in our underwear arguing over who was making the best breeze" I had to laugh at this cause Alice was mumbling into my shirt, I contemplated letting her hands go but the second I loosened my grip she tried to cover my ears again causing everyone to laugh as I once more held her hands behind her back. "Come on Alice this is equally embarrassing for me" Nessie said and Jake chuckled while Edward crossed his arms trying not to be amused but I could tell he was trying to smile. "Well Alice gets caught in a bunch of seaweed or something on the beach and starts stumbling, the stuff wrapped around her ankles. The whole time she screaming that the boogeyman's got her, how gross it feels and then she stumbles straight into the surf and gets knocked over by a wave" Alice whimpered and I moved to wrap my arms around her arms afraid I may have been hurting her wrists. I was trying to picture Alice playing out the memory in my head as if I had been there but imagining her in her underwear, wet underwear, in the moonlight was a little too much like a dream come true for me.
"So you're probably asking yourself is this a story about cops or nudity" Edward said smiling at me.
"Sam" Nessie grinned.
"It's my first night on the job, and I had received a call from Sue Clearwater, that there were two drunk girls running through the woods on the rez screaming about something chasing them" Sam grinned.
"We left the beach shortly after I tried to free Alice from the seaweed, kelp I dunno but by that time we were both so soaked and had sand in places they shouldn't be, so we ditched the underwear and decided to go commando. Leaving the beach we'd heard some animals on the way back to the car and yeah ended up running away screaming cause we thought it was a bear or something who knew, Alice was still screaming it was the boogeyman, he was pissed she'd gotten away" Nessie had to stop to laugh.
"It was me" Embry grinned. "I was 17, saw them on the beach, was out drinking on my way home, I wanted to finish the bottle since Jake and Quill had ditched me to go sleep at home. I couldn't resist, when they heard the leaves shuffling they got so scared and over their screaming they didn't hear me announce myself so I went along with it and chased them. It wasn't that difficult Nessie and Alice have short legs, were drunk and stumbling over everything, not running in a straight line so I decided I'd start growling and howling which freaked them out even more."
"It started raining, so when we saw Alice's car in sight we though we were safe but then a spot light from the rode landed on us and Alice ended up sliding in the mud before she went, how is it momma always says that Edward?" Nessie was smiling and Alice was whimpering continuously now.
"Ass over tea kettle" Edward said, a laugh finally breaking through his straight face.
"I got a show, thankfully I was off duty so my partner at the time wasn't there, he had a huge crush on Alice so he would have really enjoyed it. I jump out of my cruiser and rush over to Alice who is crying and now covered in mud, leaves, sand, and has busted the seam of her short shorts, Nessie is crying she's laughing so hard, Alice just starts yelling at her to shut up before I, being the filter less mongrel that I am as Alice so put it, point out that Alice's butt has come out for air before telling Nessie wearing white is never a good idea when you don't wear underwear. She started screaming just as bad as Alice and dove into Alice's car, soaking the interior, Alice starts wailing about that" by now everyone was laughing and now I could see why Alice was so embarrassed, I couldn't help it I bit my lip trying not to laugh but she knew I was laughing, my whole body was shaking and my eyes were starting to water.
"I told you it was just as embarrassing for me!" Nessie shouted. "I ended up getting my suspenders stuck on the recline handle and went ass over tea kettle into the back seat and busted Alice's roof with the stiletto's she had me wear that night. Sam was sitting on the ground beside a wailing screaming Alice laughing his ass off, it took him a whole 10 minutes to sober up enough to drop his jacket in Alice's lap to cover her and extract me from my net of humiliation, the whole time he tried not to look at me cause again we weren't wearing underwear"
"In the end I freed Nessie from the car, and drove both of them to mine and Em's place, she gave the girls some clothes to wear and we let them stay the night, called Jake to get her car which he did, hiding it in the garage at his house, until Alice could explain to her mom what had happened" Sam finished the story.
"I spent the rest of the night holding their hair back while Sam cleaned out his cruiser" Em smiled and I was gasping for breath while Edward shook his head still trying not to laugh too much after all his little sister was a part of this story.
"Stop laughing" Alice shouted into my shirt but I let her arms go as I grabbed the pool table for support I was laughing so hard. "You won't be getting any later" she mumbled and I continued laughing but wrapped my arm around her and bent down to whisper in her ear.
"I'm sure I will" she hmphed and crossed her arms pouting as everyone was still laughing.
"Quasi nudity and a cop" Jake grinned. "This is also before I totally restored her porsche" he added.
Home
"Jasper are you drunk?" Alice asked me as we pulled up in her mother's drive way. Her brothers car was still gone while her mothers PT cruiser still sat in it's garage stall.
"No" I said closing my door as quietly as possible so we wouldn't wake her mother whose bedroom was on this end of the house.
"Just checking" she said and I followed her inside the house. Kissing my lips Alice headed towards her mother's room. I headed for her room and went ahead and brushed my teeth, I'd smoked a lot today which probably wasn't the best impression to leave but I hadn't exactly been alone, I found it an easier way of bonding with her uncle, the man she said was basically her father since he was a smoker. Besides the rest of the night at the bar had been spent with Alice teasing me and by now I was possibly more sexually frustrated then her which was likely her intent even though it wasn't my fault there was no privacy.
"You're mom awake?" I asked and she shook her head before locking her bedroom door. "What are you up too?" I asked as she got a mischievous smile on her face before she began removing her clothes.
I let my toothbrush hang limply from my mouth as she continued removing her clothes and once she was in her underwear I gave her the once over, now more than ever I could spy the little pooch that had been growing since last week but it wasn't anything overly noticeable, but like Alice said that would rapidly change like it had when her sister was pregnant. She met my eyes and I knew that look. Turning to spit out the toothpaste and wipe my mouth I turned to lean against the counter as she sauntered up to stand in front of me in the tiny baby pink thong and matching strapless bra.
"Can I help you?" I asked and she sucked her bottom lip into her mouth before slowly sliding her hands under and up my torso, letting her nails skim my chest.
"There are certain things I want to do to you right now" she said and I smiled. "However" she said and I finished the sentence.
"Your moms down the hall" I said and she shook her head. I raised an eyebrow because personally that was quite enough for me, even knowing tomorrow she'd know I'd already been with her daughter she didn't need to bare witness. "You plan on teasing me some more?" I asked.
"We've only got like 20 minutes before her audio book ends and that is not enough time to be thorough" she said dropping her hands to my belt and khaki shorts.
"So she's awake?" I asked surprised. Alice shook her head.
"She's asleep, and until that book ends she'll stay asleep, do ya get me?" she asked and I shook my head cause honestly I was a little lost. With a huff Alice crossed her arms and spoke, "Cause now we're just wasting valuable sexy time I'm gonna be frank, once her book ends any noises we make will wake her up so you and I have less than 20 minutes and I'm pretty sure it's more like 15 so get naked and take me you big dolt" she said and I chuckled softly, I was immensely turned on because Alice was adorable when frustrated and sexy as hell when she'd reached her breaking point but she said sexy time.
"So long as you really aren't frank I think we'll be alright" I said and she frowned before smiling. "I refuse to have sexy times with anyone named frank" I added and she giggled before dragging me into her room, she softly shut the door while I removed my t-shirt and shorts, my boxers had been abandoned for easier access before we'd left earlier so as soon as she'd locked her bathroom door I had her pushed up against it and had unclasped her bra as she buried her hands in my hair and attacked my mouth with equal vigor.
"We have to be quiet" she said breaking from my mouth. I set her back on the floor and pushed her thong down past her knees before gripping her ass and picking her up so they fell from her feet and we could continue kissing as I moved us to her bed. "And quick" she groaned as I sat on her bed and attacked her neck.
No time for foreplay I moved us up her bed and cringed as the springs and frame creaked. Breaking from her lips for a few seconds I saw her frown slightly. Rolling so she was beneath me I crawled so I was off her bed and pulled her legs until her ass hung off the bed and slipped inside her, gritting my teeth at the euphoric feeling of being inside her after a week I watched her turn her head to muffle her cries in the comforter. The bed wasn't squeaking or creaking as bad as it had with both of us on the bed so I continued at a steady yet firm pace, feeling the perspiration breaking free on my body as I fought to hold back any noise, the only sounds coming from either of us were pants and muffled moans coming from Alice. I slowed my pace to adjust her so her legs were on my shoulders and began thrusting faster, obviously hitting the spot because her hands fisted in the comforter as she let loose a single strangled moan, I shh'd her but it was pointless she cut it off and yanked her pillow over her face as I felt her body tighten with her release, she moaned my name loudly into her pillow, muffling it just enough as I turned my head to drown my own cries of release into her calf.
Panting Alice uncovered her face as I slipped out from inside her and placed my hands on the bed on either side of her torso trying to catch myself. Trying to be quiet took a lot out of me and as I rested my sweaty forehead on the valley between her breasts we both heard a car pull up, her brothers mustang wasn't exactly quiet. Tilting my head up I saw her shake her head in amusement before I finally pushed myself up from her body, we'd just made it.
"Thank god" she said and I chuckled standing up and helping her to stand so I could get some shorts on at least and she could put her pajamas on hopefully before her brother would come to find the water in the sink still running with my forgotten toothbrush beside it. Pulling my shorts on I walked into the bathroom and rinsed off my toothbrush quickly and shut the water and light off before closing Alice's door again and a few seconds later I heard Johnny's door open and him quietly talking on the phone to someone.
"Love you" I said crawling under the covers with her, whatever she'd chosen to wear it didn't cover much as I pulled her leg over my torso where it normally lie when we slept and felt nothing but skin.
"Love you" she said softly kissing my bare shoulder before we both fell asleep.
AN: so they finally got to get busy. Anyways I was going to re-write the bar part but felt I'd leave it there because I don't have the energy to re-write at the moments and I needed to just get this chapter out there so basically consider it an outtake that wasn't taken out due to laziness on my part.