Harry Potter and the Long Title

by Fan Stories 2011

Harry Potter and the Order of the Sorceror's Half-blood Chamber Prisoner's Deathly Goblet of Secrets: "Harry Potter, Ron, and Hermoine get an extra year at Hogwarts! This is the best book ever! Malfoy is back!"

3. The Secretest Secret

CHAPTER 3 THE SECRETEST SECRET

"I'm poisoned!" said Ron, as he, Harry, and Hermoine went off to the hospital wing. When they got there he ate hair gel and it was all better. Then Dumbledore came in. "Ron!" he said. "You win a trophy for the most trips to the hospital wing in one day!" "Hooray for me!" exclaimed Ron.

"I got a trophy!" said Ron. "Good for you" said Hermoine. Then Crabbe and Goyle came. They were Malfoy's EEEEEvil friends. "With Malfoy gone, we will make fun of you twice as much!" said Crabbe. "Uh... yeah..." said Goyle. Then Crabbe said "Look Harry there's a dementor behind you! OOOOOooOOOooHHhhH!" "AAH!" said Harry as he fainted from fear. Crabbe and Goyle laughed. Then two dementors appeared behind them and sucked up their souls.

"Get out of here you dementors!" Dumbledore said, fuming. They disappeared. "Harry quit napping." Harry woke up. "I'm going to tell you the secretest secret." Dumbledore said to Harry. "You need to go to the trophy room and put leprechaun gold in all the trophies. Doing that will open a portal to where dementors live. I need you to go there and find the souls of two boys." "Okay" said Harry and he was on his way.

Harry told Ron and Hermoine. "Then we better go see the Leprechaun King." said Hermoine.

AT THE LEPRECHAUNS LAIR

"You will never get me gold!" said the Leprechaun king. "Avada kedavra!" said Harry. The leprechaun king died. "Okay now let's take the gold!"

BACK AT HOGWARTS

They put the gold in the trophies and a portal appeared. It started slowly pulling them each in. "Do you just jump in?" asked Hermoine. "I guess." "I'm not sure if it's safe!" But Harry and Ron were already jumping in, and Hermoine had no choice but to follow.

They were in a huge maze-like chamber. "Let's find the demontors!"

2 HOURS LATER

"It's too big!" said Ron. "And I'm hungry." "We will have to eat this magic rooster egg!" said Harry. Then the egg hatched and a magic rooster came out and flew them to the dementors. "Roosters don't fly." said Hermoine.

"Give us back those souls!" demanded Harry. "Okay" said the dementors. "Sorry about that." Then Crabbe and Goyle appeared with their souls. "I saved your souls!" said Harry. "So now you have to be my slaves!" "Okay." said Crabbe. "What do you want Master?" "A peanut butter and jelly sandwich!" said Harry. "MUAHAHAHA!"