A/N: I DO NOT own any part of the Law & Order franchise, or the rights to the song Bad Things by Jace Everett. I also do not own the rights to the show True Blood (one of the most fantastic shows you will ever see.)
Bad Things
"Honey, can you come here for a second?"
John made a U-turn, walking back into the bedroom. Jodi was laying across the bed, supported by dozens of pillows beneath her back as she watched True Blood.
"What's up babe?" John asked, looking to the television as Bill and Sookie made love passionatly. He watched as Bill sank his fangs into her neck, and the blood spilled everywhere. As he turned back to Jodi he noticed she was really into it. Personally he thought it was just sick.
"Um, I was wondering which color scheme you want to go with for the rooms. I've already decided. I want to keep them all in the same room for the next six months or so, then we can separate them into different rooms."
John nodded, originally not noticing the paint samples spread all over the bed.
"What were you thinking?" he asked.
"Well, that's the thing. If we have them all in the same room, I really don't want to lean towards one gender with the room, but at the same time I don't feel like redoing it in six months."
"Why don't you just go with white, or black or something?"
Jodi looked up at him, raising an eyebrow.
"Babe...no." she shook her head before turning back to the paint samples. John shrugged, kicking off his shoes and resting his head on her thigh.
"Think you'll be home tomorrow?" Jodi asked, looking down at him.
"Unlikely. Why?" John replied.
"The cribs are being delivered. I'm going to need help and I really don't want to call Betsy."
"Why don't you call Anthony?"
Jodi bit her lip for a moment before shrugging and smiling at John.
"See, I knew you were good for something."
"Love you too."
John turned over, kissing her warm thigh. She was wearing one of his extremely large (what wasn't large on his frame} college t-shirts, and it looked as though she had nothing underneath.
Just as he was about to say something, Sadie rushed into the room, jumping up onto the bed and crawling over John's stomach.
"Hey there little lady." he picked her up, kissing her fuzzy head. Jodi couldn't help but giggle. She was sure he actually loved that little dog more than she did. She walked in on him sometimes, talking to Sadie like she was a baby. Once she even found him rocking her. Damn he loved that dog.
"Did you take her out?" Jodi asked.
"Yes ma'am as soon as I got home."
"Thanks."
Jodi's phone vibrated loudly on the nightstand, startleing them both.
"Hon can you answer that for me?" she asked.
"Sure." he sighed before picking it up and pressing the SEND button.
"Hello?" Betsy's voice came through.
"Hey Betsy, it's John. What's up?"
"Where's Jodi?"
"Right next to me."
"Ah, well ask her if she wants to come out with me and the girls tonight."
He put the phone on his chest, looking up at her.
"She wants you to come out tonight." he mouthed.
"Fuck no. I'm six months pregnant, swollen, and cranky. Fuck that shit." Jodi chuckled before spreading out the color samples before her.
"She says no." John relayed.
"Well tell her we're going to have fun." Betsy whined.
'It's going to be fun." John raised his eyebrows.
Jodi snatched the phone from him before speaking into it clearly.
"I said no." she said before hanging up and tossing it across the bed.
"You should get out." John nudged her.
Jodi looked down at him before throwing the samples.
"John. I'm carrying three kids. My back hurts, my tits hurt, my ankles and feet hurt, I have to pee every five seconds, and I'm horny as sin. I'm not going anywhere."
John chuckled before pulling down and kissing her.
"So, I was thinking we could do a light blue. The color works for boys and girls. Proabably will end up just repainting it in a few months anyway."
"Okay, that sounds nice. You know what, have you started looking for a new job yet?" John asked.
Jodi hesitated for a moment before sighing.
"The thing is...I know I really should be but...I don't know if it's the right time or not. I'm due in three months, then after that I start school again and have to deal with the children. I'm just going to wait a bit."
John nodded, before getting out of the bed.
"I'm going to go grab something to eat. Do you want anything?"
"Um...where were you going?" Jodi asked.
"I was thinking pizza or something. That okay?"
"Yeah that's great, see you in a few."
"Anthony what a surprise, great to see you!" Elizabeth exclaimed as she opened the door to Trevor's penthouse suite. He wouldn't be home for a few hours but Elizabeth had not seen her son in two weeks and there was no way she could say no when he called and asked to come visit her.
"Hey ma. Damn, who's crib is this?" Anthony asked, pulling off his sunglasses as he stepped inside.
"Trevor's." Elizabeth smiled, closing the door behind him before showing him tot he living room.
"Shit. You're still with the lawyer?"
"Yes I am." she smiled, sitting down across from her son and crossing her thin legs. Anthony looked better than she had ever seen him. As she studied him he looked more like his father than ever, down to the slightly-arrogant attitude.
"Well, I came to give you something." Anthony pulled a wrapped box out of his pocket.
Elizabeth took it, looking at him with her head tilted.
"What is this?" she asked.
"Just a birthday present for next week." he shrugged.
"Oh...Ant...you really didn't have to." Elizabeth smiled.
"You're my mom. Just open the damn thing."
Elizabeth waited before doing so, tearing off the gold wrapping and ribbon before opening it. Inside was a beautiful gold locket, encrusted with tiny diamonds and a picture inside.
"I know locket's are a bit old fashioned but...I thought you'd like it."
Elizabeth traced the picture inside. An old and weathered one of her wedding day with Anthony. No matter what, she still loved him, no matter how things ended between them.
"Sweetie this is beautiful." Elizabeth smiled before pulling her son into her arms, holding him tightly.
"Happy birthday mom." he whispered.
"I love you too honey." she squeezed him. At least she knew she had someone in this life.
"How do I look?"
"Baby you look beautiful."
Jodi smoothed back her red hair as she looked in the mirror of the car. She and John were on their way to breakfast with his friend Brian, whom he wanted her to meet. As usual she was nervous as hell and wanted nothing more than him to like her.
"Jo, don't worry...he'll like you." John rubbed her arm. Jodi gave him a small smile before opening the door and stepping out.
She was wearing a white lace halter sundress, that actually accentuated her pregnanycy but it was nice as well as matching kitten-heel sandals. They were the lowest heels she had ever worn in her life but she didn't have many options now with her swollen feet and ankles.
She sighed before closing the door and grabbing John's hand as they crossed the street.
They looked like the most handsome of couples. John with his dark suit and glasses, Jodi with her white dress that drew attention to her pregnant belly and infamous beauty.
John opened the door to the resturaunt, ushering her inside. The maître d' stood before them, dressed in a fine Italian suit. John couldn't help but chuckle. Brian always said he hated places like this. Either he had changed tremendously over the past eleven years or he himself was trying to impress Jodi.
"Table for two?" he asked, smiling forcefully.
"We're meeting someone here. A Brian Cassidy?"
The man nodded and smiled, extending his hand before leading them into the interior of the resturaunt.
John slipped his hand around Jodi's waist, almost hearing her heart race beneath him.
"Relax, everything will go fine." he whispered in her ear.
She turned to him before giving a weak smile and putting her hand atop his.
"And here we are."
The both looked in front of them. At a lavish table set with candles and wine was Brian. He stood up, extending an arm.
"John! Hey man, great to see you again." he shook his buddy's hand.
"Yeah you too man. Brian, this is my wife Jodi. Jodi, Brian."
"Hi." Jodi effortlessly gave her heart-stopping smile, shaking Brian's hand firmly.
"Nice to finally meet you. I've heard much."
Jodi smiled before turning as John pulled out her chair. She manuevered herself, trying to sit down comofortably. It took a little bit of time, effort, and adjustment but she finally sighed, putting a hand on her stomach before trying to catch her breath.
John sat beside her, putting an arm around her shoulders.
"Jesus John...you didn't tell me you two were expecting." Brian grinned.
Jodi turned to him, tilting her head.
"I kind of wanted it to be a surprise." he shrugged.
"Yeah but then I wouldn't have ordered the wine."
"It's fine." John shrugged.
"So...you two worked together?" Jodi asked.
"Yeah. Back in '99 we were partners...I ended up quitting a bit later though. I just couldn't handle things at the SVU."
"Understandable." Jodi nodded, looking up at John as he moved his hand from her shoulders to her thigh, squeezing it gently. She giggled. He got horny at the most inappropiate times. It was always a time when they were in public. Like, in front of dozens of people where they couldn't possibly smeak off anywhere without looking suspicious.
He rubbed her thigh gently, before turning back to his friend.
"What about you Brian? You find her yet?"
Brian leaned back and sighed.
"You know John...for awhile I thought I really did, but sadly I was wrong. I just figure I'll wait until she comes along. Until then, I'm in no rush."
"Well, look how long it took me to find Jodi here. Looks like waiting works out pretty well."
Brian and John both laughed and Jodi relaxed as she became more comfortable.
"So...are you from here?" she asked.
"Yup. New York is my place. I transferred into narcotics after I left the SVU, and I worked there for seven years before moving to vice with our other old partner Monique. What about you?"
"Well, I was born out in Cali. Came here when I was twelve, and I've been here every since."
"Going to school anywhere?"
"Yes, I will be attending Juilliard in the fall."
"Damn. John, you picked a winner right here."
John chuckled, his hand brushing Jodi's breast, and she knew he had done it intentionally.
"You know, I need to run to the restroom. I'll be right back." she stood up, grasping the table as all her weight shifting and scooting out.
John watched as she walked away, looking down at his watch. Something about that dress she had worn tonight. The way her hair was pulled back into one long plait. Her scent. She was driving him out of his mind at this table. He needed to get her home so he could damage that girl.
"Damn John. How the hell did you manage to get that? She's amazing." Brian leaned forward.
"Yeah she is." John grabbed the bottle of wine, looking around for someone to pour it, but it appeared everyone was busy.
"I'll get it." Brian grabbed the bottle, brandishing it in the air wildly, causing everyone to turn and look.
Withing seconds a waiter came running over, bottle-opener in hand.
"My apologies he said."
"None needed." Brian smiled handsomely as he poured.
"Will your third guest be wanting some?"
"No thanks."
He turned to find Jodi, hands on her stomach.
"Excuse me miss." he bowed his head before stepping out of her way to make room as she got back into her seat. As soon as she did so she sighed, laying her napkin across her lap.
"So, where were we?" she smiled.
As soon as they stepped past the doorway John slammed Jodi up against the front door, pinning her.
"What?" she asked.
Without a word he leaned in and kissed her, shoving his tongue into her mouth and pulling her hair out of its slicked back hairdo and letting it fall around her smooth shoulders.
"I've been wanting to do that all night." he panted as soon as he pulled away.
"Yeah I could tell." Jodi smirked, putting a hand around his neck before kissing him again.
John felt her large breasts against him, and ran his hand over her torso, squeezing them. Jodi grunted.
"Sorry did that hurt?" he asked, knowing how sensitive her breasts were getting.
"Yeah do it again." she gasped. They hadn't had rough sex in what seemed like eons, and now wasn't the best time, but as long as they kept it to a minimum they would be alright.
He bent down to pick her up, almost dropping her immediately.
"Putting me down might be a good idea. I am twenty pounds heavier." she giggled, attacking him with her mouth again as soon as he put her down.
He grabbed her dress, pulling it over her head and grabbing her ass and he buried his face into her neck, biting down roughly.
Jodi dug her fingers into his back, gritting her teeth as his sank into her flesh. He moved around her neck, feeling her tremor and moan underneath him.
"God I want you to fuck me." she moaned into his ear.
"With pleasure." John chuckled, kissing her again before grabbing her hand and all but dragging her away from the door.
"You know, I'm beginning to think that you like me." Anthony smiled as he stepped out of the door to his hotel only to find Olivia, getting off the elevator.
"Sorry to disappoint you but no. Actually, I was just looking for some company. I have to night off."
"Oh? What kind of company?" Anthony raised his eyebrows, putting an arm around her.
"Not the kind you think." Olivia shrugged away from him, albeit reluctantly. She couldn't deny the fact that he smelled amazing. Not many guys had to ability to do that. It was either they smelled bad, or like they had just taken a bath in a sea of Old Spice, which was just as hard on the nose.
"How do you know I didn't have plans tonight?"
"Did you?" she asked, a bit deflated.
"Yes actually, but you can come with me."
"Oh...no I don't want to interuppt your plans."
"Nope it's fine. It would actually be nice to have a female there to help me in this case."
"So what exactly is it we're doing?"
"You'll see..."
"Jesus fucking Christ yes!" Jodi screamed as John yanked back her hair forcefully, sending shivers through her body as he pounded into her mercilessly.
John dug his nails into her ass as he looked down at her underneath him. Her hair in disarray. Her back, still maintaning her original shape although he knew there were three kids in the front.
"Yeah do you like that?" he hissed, smacking her ass with an open palm.
"Oh god yes! Do it again!"
"Do it again what?"
"Please! Punish me I'm a fucking slut!" she whined, clenching the sheets tightly with her white-polished fingers.
"You want to be punished?"
"Yes please punish me." she gritted her teeth.
John progressively began to have a deeper appreciation for pregnant sex with Jodi. It felt like she was tighter than ever, and was always pounding. Throbbing wildly.
Not to mention how much she came. How nice her ass felt beneath his fingers. The glow of her skin.
She was a hormonally driven sex machine.
And he loved every second of it.