A/N: I'm just going to not talk. Please enjoy =)

Questionnaire

Ques-tion-naire: n. 1. A set of questions asked of a number of people in order to gather statistical information.

May was incredibly bored.

There was just no other way to put it, and Ash watched with a raised eyebrow as she flipped through her magazine over and over again with huffs of obvious boredom. Dawn didn't seem to be any better off, except well maybe he thought that what she was doing was boring. I mean what was so fun about sitting in front of a mirror and running a brush through your hair over a hundred times? He didn't.

So with a sigh of his own Ash looked at Brock with a look of pleading. Someone had to cure him of his own boredom, and both of the girls didn't seem to want to help him.

"Hey Dawn, can I look at your magazine?" May asked with politeness. The bluenette didn't even answer before the magazine was tossed at the brunette and she resumed with her brushing.

"You can't find that entertaining?" Ash asked Dawn with complete awe and horror.

"Of course I do Ash," Dawn hummed twirling a dainty finger around her locks once before looking at him, "do you want to give it a try?"

"You mean at brushing your hair?" He gagged before walking over to Brock, "no thank you."

"Your missing out," Dawn giggled while turning back to the mirror and continuing her steady process.

"Yeah Ash, look at how her hair is shining," Brock scoffed with a little sarcasm as he stirred his soup.

"Brock! I need something to do! Help me," Ash whined falling onto the ground beside the pokemon breeder.

"Why don't you go train with Pikachu or something, you know that would keep you occupied until lunch is ready and were back on the road again." Ash looked at the yellow fur ball and groaned. The little mouse was fast asleep under a tree, resting along with Piplup and Glaceon.

"Oh my goodness!" May suddenly shrieked causing all of her friends to glance at her curiously. She momentarily scanned the area with embarrassment before locking her dark blue eyes with Ash. He gulped at the sudden intensity in her stare, wondering what was going on in that odd mind of hers. She looked purely evil as she suddenly giggled deviously.

"You okay over there?" Dawn asked with interest.

"Oh I'm fine," she shrugged not moving her eyes from Ash's; the boy was getting seriously freaked out.

"Stop looking at me like that! What's your problem?" He barked, his cheeks turning slightly red.

"Can I ask you some questions?" May asked brightly, getting to her feet with the magazine in her hands.

"Oooooh, you're going to give him a questionnaire? Which one?" Dawn squealed sitting beside May as they took seats in front of Ash and Brock.

"Let's not tell him until he gets his results," May laughed before looking back at Ash, "so what do you say?"

"Uh…no!" He laughed, watching their faces fall.

"Come on Ash, this is a good one!" Dawn begged looking at the pages from over Mays' shoulder.

"It'll keep you distracted for a bit," Brock helped.

"Please Ash?" May pouted.

The boy groaned before nodding his head, feeling like he was going to regret his decision.

"Yay," the girls cheered before settling down and burying their noses deep into the flimsy book.

"Question number one: If you had one dream what would it be?

Pokemon Breeder

Pokemon Co-ordinater

Pokemon Researcher or

Pokemon Master?" May asked.

"It would be D obviously," Ash answered with a roll of his dark brown eyes.

"Question number two: If you could choose a starter pokemon from the Kanto region which would you choose?

Bulbasuar

Charmander

Squirtle or

Pikachu?" Dawn giggled also already knowing the answer.

"D again," Ash grinned looking towards the rodent snoozing a few feet away.

"Question number three: To raise a pokemon you need?

Power

Skill

Love or

Determination?" May sneered.

"That's a tough one," Brock said thoughtfully.

"You need all of those don't you?" Ash asked with a frown.

"You have to choose one though," Dawn shrugged, "try choosing which one you think is most important."

"Hmmmmm…I think maybe C. Yeah, definitely C." He chose with confidence.

"Alright question four: If you could have anything in the world what would you choose?

All the water pokemon in the world

All the free food that you could get

A legendary pokemon that you could call yours or

A girlfriend?" Dawn asked.

"I would have to say B," Ash laughed exchanging a look with Brock as May giggled. "Who could pass the chance of free food?"

"Number five: If you have a rival is he/she?

A friend turned enemy turned friend

An enemy turned friend

A girlfriend

Someone you barely know?" May continued as soon as they stopped their laughing.

"Uhhhh…I have a lot of rivals," Ash shrugged, "C is totally out though."

"Remember when you were ten Ash, who was your rival then?" Brock teased. A dark look flashed across the boy's face before he muttered out his answer with a twinge of bitterness.

"A." He glared.

"So on to number six: What was the worst thing you could have ever done?

Lie to a friend

Cheat on your girlfriend

Steal someone's bike and then totally destroy it or

Lose your friends wallet?" Dawn couldn't conceal her amusement as she looked at the confusion that crossed both Ash and Brocks faces'.

"That's…weird," Brock chuckled finally shrugging.

"A coincidence," May inputted, trying to stop her girlish squeal that threatened to pour from her throat.

"That just means there is more than just me who does that sort of thing!" Ash declared, allowing the confusion to disappear so that he could cheer for himself. "But my answer is clearly C." He added sheepishly.

"The last and final question: If you lost your friends what would you tell them?

That goodbyes are forever

We'll always be best friends forever in our hearts

We'll see each other eventually or

Call me?" May blinked at the question before turning to Ash who was smiling sweetly.

"B." He answered without any hesitation.

"Now all we have to do is tally up the answers and see if you match," Dawn smirked pulling the magazine from May.

"To see if I match? What the hell would I match to?" The raven-haired boy frowned looking at Brock who just shrugged.

"Well, we took the test to see if your this gym leader's dream boy," May giggled suddenly, seeming to be excited about something.

"Ewe, why would you give me that test?" Ash gagged again, thinking that anything could be better than being matched to any of the Sinnoh gym leaders, not that he had anything against them or anything. But really, he had his eyes set on someone else.

"Wow!" Dawn exclaimed, "You're a complete match Ash. Your score is a hundred percent."

"To which Sinnoh girl?" Ash grimaced.

"Who said it was a Sinnoh gym leader?" Dawn frowned.

"It is your magazine," Brock pointed out. Everyone looked to see May cackling evilly as she picked the magazine up and held it for Ash and Brock to see.

"This magazine is a Kanto edition," she giggled, "and this issue features the dazzling and eye-catching Misty Waterflower." She finished with a smug smile that had both Ash and Brock scrambling to wrench the magazine from her hands.

"Well isn't that something Ash, your Misty's dream boy," Brock guffawed high-fiving May as Dawn looked on in confusion.

Ash wasn't really paying attention as he felt his cheeks heat up with a heavy flush as he glanced at the two pages that were filled with a picture of the beautiful woman in a black and white checkered bikini, and the tip of the cascade badge in her mouth teasingly as it hung from around her neck, and the questionnaire with his results.

Let's just say this turned out to be the most un-boring day ever.

A/N: Just so you all know, this was harder that what it seems. I had to think a while lol Please review because I love it when you do…and maybe I'll think about doing an actual story which you might just enjoy because I've already kinda started it and I like it. So…go ahead and push that button.