Chapter 2
Der wuz all this smoke coming out of the walls and trask told meh, "You has to get to da endor spear!111 It is were de esape puds r!111!"
The endre spear is da very top of the awesome space ship.
"trusk, I dun't fancy yeh or nutin, but I cunt lieave ya hear to dye!111" I pantyed,
Den suddenly all des men in balck spacesuits ran into the rum and dey started shoting at us, I pulled out my gan and shot dem like a gazillion times and dey all dyed.
Trask wuz so amazed at ma skills and den we ran into da next room and there wuz dis guy and he had dis stick and it wuz glowing all red and he used it to cut trask's head off.
"noo!11!" I screamed,
"I wuz gonna kil you, but you is so hawt dat I will give you a chance," da evil guy said sadistically, the guy wuz all pale, but nut hawt, he had a bread and goaty and a mosstache, he wuz obvs evil, I had 2 get awuy frum him!11!
I ran away and started running to da enter sprie, I gut in and der wuz this guy standing nxt to one of the escrape puds!111!
"are u evil r anything?" I asked him, u hav to no dese things, cos he culd like want meh to die.
He shuck his head corneadly.
"ma nam is cart onassi and dis is da last excape pud and we r da last living peoples on da ship, we must get in2 it." He said wisely,
It wuz obvs dat he just wanted to get wit meh, but I new dat I had 2 get off da ship so I gut in and we flew away from da ship just as it blewed up, der waz fire all over deh stars and I wuz scared and cartho wuz obvs perving at meh.