One day, Chowder, being the fat ass he is, decided to eat some cookies. He had one small problem. The cookies were downstairs in the kitchen, but he was upstairs in his bedroom naked, as he had just finished masturbating. He decided to go downstairs anyways, but putting on clothes is too much work, so he just had to be sneaky about it. He crept along the walls, slowly passing through the middle of the kitchen, until he got to the pantry.
"Oh shit, I forgot! Cookies always need milk!" Chowder exclaimed when he realized his mistake. He decided to just make a run for the refridgerator, he was too out of shape to do the whole "sneaking" thing. He ran towards the fridge, with his 14 inch penis flopping around the whole way. He opened the fridge, grabbed the carton of milk, and ran back towards the pantry.
"FUCK YEAH, TIME FOR COOKIES!" Chowder yelled, forgetting that he couldn't draw attention to himself. As he opened the pantry door, he heard footsteps, followed by Mung Daal yelling "CHOWDER! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU FAT FUCK!"
Chowder thought "Oh goodness, what do I do? If he sees my penis he'll surely want to have ravenous sex with me!" In an attempt to avoid this ravenous sex, he hid in the pantry. Mung Daal then walked into the kitchen and said "Hey, where'd Chowder go? I just heard him here... Oh well, I'll just get my cookies and go."
Mung then remembered that he hated cookies, so he took his 12 gauge shotgun out of his gun cabinet hidden under the floorboards and pulled a Kurt Cobain. Chowder walked out of the pantry, looked at the scene in front of him, and decided to analyze the situation. "So, there's parts of his brain there," Chowder said, pointing to the window, "fractions of his skull over there," as he pointed to the stairwell, "and the body here..." as he sat on Mung's lifeless chest. "Oh well, I guess he's dead!" He said, walking out the front door on accident.
"CHOWDER I SEE YOUR DICK LOLOLOLOL" Yelled Panini as she jumped onto him from the roof. Panini ripped off her dress to reveal that she was actually a man. She then took her penis and shoved it into the milk carton, where she jizzed eight times.
"DRINK IT BITCH" She yelled at Chowder. Chowder, refusing to drink her/his semen, shoved his dick in Panini's butthole, and then bit off Panini's floppy Chowder threw the cookies in the air, and killed Panini, since they happened to have razor blades hidden inside of them.
Then Chowder went back inside, ate some more razor blade cookies, and blew his head off with Mung's 12 gauge.
The police showed up the next day and set fire to the whole crime scene, determining that there was just too much sexiness to not constantly jerk off instead of investigating.