A/N: Looking back at this fic makes me realize how child-like this writing of mine can be. I mean, I was 17 (almost 18, I think!) when I started writing this fic.

I'm still gonna keep uploading because I really want the original plot to regain some life, and I want to get the sequel off the ground. :P

Again, please do let me know what you think and enjoy reading. :)

As Kakashi walked through the village, he saw Konohamaru performing his Perverted Jutsu in an attempt to bribe the salesman in the bookstore into letting him buy a pornographic comic book.

"Please, sir," said the beautiful young lady, looking at the salesman with puppy dog eyes, "I just want to improve my Jutsu. Is that so wrong?"

The salesman stared at her – or rather: him – with open mouth and eventually fell back with a nosebleed. Konohamaru giggled and took the book.

He changed back as soon as he was outside and smirked. "That was just too easy," he said to himself.

"Aren't you a little young for this kind of stuff?" asked Kakashi calmly. Konohamaru froze, then slowly turned around and saw Kakashi. He smiled nervously, guilt written over every inch of his face.

"It's just to improve my Perverted Jutsu, Kakashi-sensei," he said. "I want it to become at least as good as Naruto-niichan's!"

Kakashi laughed. "So that's what's keeping you kids busy these days, huh? You should be focusing on jutsu that are actually useful in combat."

"I do, Sensei," said Konohamaru. "Who knows? Maybe this jutsu can come in handy in combat! That is, if your opponent is someone like Ebisu-sensei."

Kakashi laughed again. He remembered Naruto calling Ebisu a closet pervert.

"Well, I guess I'll just cut you some slack this time," he sighed. "Just don't let this distract you too much from your training, ok?"

He walked away, but stopped right after passing Konohamaru. Without turning around, he said: "Unless you changed your mind about becoming the next Hokage after Naruto, of course."

"No way!" said Konohamaru.

"Good," said Kakashi as he continued walking.

Konohamaru watched him walk away as Ebisu appeared behind him. "So there you are," he said angrily. "Let's get back to training already! Your teammates and I are waiting for you!"

He saw that Konohamaru had something in his hand. "What's that?" asked Ebisu. "Another comic book?" He snatched it out of his hand and took a look while still speaking. "I swear, those things just poison your mi—" He saw what it really was. On the cover, a sexy woman in bikini was smiling at him, holding a very sexy pose.

Ebisu stared at it, his eyes wide open, and blood slowly starting to drip out of his nose.

Kakashi kept walking while reading one of his "Icha Icha" books, like he always did. He looked up from it when he heard a noise coming from one of the stores.

"Narutooo!" he heard a man yell. "I'm not giving you anything for free, so cut that out! You're driving away my costumers!"

Naruto ran out of the store with a disappointed look on his face. "Ahw man," he mumbled.

"Yo, Naruto," said Kakashi. "What happened?"

"I don't have enough money to buy some miso ramen," he said. His stomach grumbled. "I just need a snack. And that old geezer who runs the shop won't give me any for free. Hell, not even a discount! Even when I used my Perverted Jutsu!"

Kakashi laughed. "I just ran into Konohamaru using that jutsu."

"Well, it's the most amazing jutsu ever, Kakashi-sensei," said Naruto. "Except for my Rasengan, that is."

"Well now it looks like it doesn't always work, huh?" teased Kakashi.

Naruto's stomach was growling again. Naruto looked at Kakashi. Kakashi could see in Naruto's eyes what he was thinking.

"And it's not going to work on me, either!" he said.

Naruto thought for a while. "Hey, hey!" he said, realizing something. He pointed at Kakashi, who was looking at him in surprise. "What?" asked Kakashi. A wide smirk appeared on Naruto's face.

"Kakashi-sensei, you've never actually seen my Perverted Jutsu, have you?" he said.

Come to think of it: no, Kakashi had never seen that jutsu before. Sakura always jumped in when Naruto was about to perform it. And Kakashi was never around when Naruto did perform it.

"Uhh… no," said Kakashi, "but don't even think about it."

"Please, Kakashi-sensei! I'm not asking for much; just please give me some money!" Naruto begged him. His growling stomach finally did the trick.

Before he even put his wallet back in his pocket, Kakashi saw Naruto running in and out of the store already, with a cup of ramen in his hand. "Thanks, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto said as he ran back home. Kakashi sighed and walked on.

"Perverted Jutsu. Only Naruto can come up with such a ridiculous idea," mumbled Kakashi to himself, smiling underneath his mask. He couldn't help but think about how that would look. He quickly shook the thought off, realizing that was just a sick thought.

Just then, the girl he just imagined – except this girl was actually wearing clothes – ran right past him. He stood still and looked at her. An older woman was following her.

"Come back here, Naruto!" she yelled angrily. "I'm not buying that old trick of yours anymore!"

Kakashi decided to follow them.

"Just what are you talking about?" asked the girl, still running. "Who's Naruto?"

"I'm not falling for it, Naruto!" yelled the woman. "You've used that jutsu so often to get into the ladies baths, I'd recognize you no matter how often you say I'm mistaken!"

Hearing that, Kakashi felt slightly embarrassed for his former student.

Wait… Naruto just ran off home to eat. This can't be him. He'd never skip lunch.

Kakashi ran a little faster until he ran alongside the elderly woman.

"Excuse me," he said carefully, "but that is not Naruto."

"Yes he is!" said the woman. "He's using that Perverted Jutsu of his again! This time, he's not getting away with it!"

"No, see, I just saw Naruto a minute ago and he went home to eat," said Kakashi. "And I know Naruto. Trust me, that's not him."

All three of them slowed down and eventually stopped running.

"Are you sure?" asked the elderly woman, panting.

"Positive," replied Kakashi. "This girl has a different chakra."

The girl looked at them, but didn't let her guard down. The woman looked at her. She made an apologizing bow. "I am so sorry, my dear," she said. "There's this kid in town who—"

"Ah, that's alright," said the girl quickly with a nervous smile. "Just a little mistake. That can happen to anyone."

The woman made another bow toward the girl and toward Kakashi, who both bowed back, and she went back, slightly embarrassed.

Kakashi looked at the girl, who was a few metres away from him, and walked towards her.

"Sorry about that," he said.

"Really, it's ok," she answered. As Kakashi approached, she suddenly became nervous, like she was afraid of him. She blushed, looked away and said: "Uhh, gotta go, bye!" And she quickly ran off.

Kakashi watched her run away, wondering if he did something wrong.

A/N: Yes, 't is I again. Sorry for the short chapters, but they do get longer each time. Please bear with my former writer within. xD