Devil Despite Her.

Prologue.

I'm a normal student in Kuoh academy, as normal as people can be in this school. Really some people are crazy, take for example one of the school beauties, Rias Gremory, everyone worships the ground she walks on for no apparent reason. Oh wait, actually there is one; gravity defying boobs. Now I'm not some hot blooded male that thinks only with his third head, I myself possess boobs but they pale in comparison to hers, I mean they're just comically big.

Anyways the school is great except for the 3 wastes of oxygen known as the Perverted Trio which I hope never get the female attention they so crave so that their genes may be forever removed from the gene pool for the safety of humanity and especially the female genre. When I said school was great it might have been an understatement, I hate school and I hate studying, I'm not like Souna Shitori who has made their life mission to be on top of every single ranking charts in every single subjects, she probably spends her whole days studying because I'm like top 5 in the two subjects I naturally am excellent at, otherwise I just kind of fall off into mediocrity everywhere else and even then I actually have to try really hard to maintain the rankings I care about and that takes sleepless nights of studying. Despite that, she still parades around the school without a care in the world bearing no signs of tiredness despite being the best at every single subject and it infuriates me. I swear she's a monster, a devil even sent by earth to mock the studious in this school.

Luckily there are clubs to relax after school hours and release some steam before coming back home to do nothing but homework. I myself am part of the Kendo club, I enjoy sparring with the girls, it's refreshing after one day of pure boredom. Well it would be if you didn't have to be constantly aware of all of your surroundings because 6 people forgot to put on a condom and made 3 of the worst human beings on earth. Those aforementioned humans have made a serious effort in looking at our changing rooms without us knowing so that they could enjoy our female forms. Which is of course seen as and I quote "not at an important problem" by one Rias Gremory and probably breaks some laws which I am too lazy and buried in homework to actually look up and make a complaint. Also can't they just go look at porn online? Really it's easy and I know they have access to the internet because they talk about their latest porn games so loud the reason Nietzsche said that God was dead was probably because of the unholy bouts of stupidity they keep spouting.

Talking about the Perverted Trio, I can see one standing right there… Holy shit that's a girl talking to him, what the fuck is happening. Why is she blushing? No… it can't be that… The horrible state of the situation slowly dawns on me. It's impossible, she must be some gold digger after his money, she's pretty hot as well… She's a 9 to his unquantifiable natural woman repellent. I'll listen to their conversation and maybe do something about it. God my life is boring, so boring that I'm gonna stalk Issei Hyoudou. I'm ashamed of myself. It's this or math homework after all…

I'm now back home, my mind is blown by the fact that a girl asked out Issei Hyoudou and also by how good her acting skills were. I mean I can't really know if she's actually interested or not but what I can do is think rationally and say with full confidence that it is impossible for her to love him by the natural law of why the fuck would she choose him because he has neither character or looks. Therefore it must be something which isn't love. They have a date on Sunday and I'm sure the end of that date will be a sight to behold when she rejects him after using him for the whole day and since I have nothing else to do that is more interesting because my life is boring and also because I want to get back at Issei. After harassing us multiple times, peeping on us constantly, I shall do a service for all womankind this Sunday and it is worth not doing homework. I think… My parents might not agree… What they don't know won't hurt them.

It is Sunday and I am happy. I am happy because today shall start the counter offensive against the leader of the Perverted Trio, truly I am a hero for all women. Damn she's a good actor, it really looks like she's in love with him and he… He looks like a… I don't think the English language has enough words to describe how much of a hormonal dumbass Issei looks like right now. I mean multiple women have sent him looks of disgust they would probably not give their worst enemy. Imagine being on a date with a hot woman and, still, in between looking at her cleavage look at other women's cleavage as well! I mean it's incredible, he's just too good! This is way too entertaining, stalking Issei. I should do that more often.

Actually that's weird. I probably shouldn't do that. I think I'm about to get to the final act of this glorious tragedy, she's bringing him to this fountain where lots of couples usually kiss and mark their relationship as official, and in this same she's gonna give him the news! I'm so happy! She also seems very happy. Probably happy to finally get rid of him. It's almost noon. Holy shit how much time did i spend stalking a poor guy getting used and then dumped? A problem for another time I guess, now is the time for revenge.

-"Would you die for me?" The woman says.

What the fuck ? Did she just say that? I must have misheard her or something, she's approaching him now and whispering something in his ear now. What is that expression on her face and what is she doing no-.

Suddenly the woman's clothes were shattered, two black feathered wings came out of her back. She wasn't kidding. She was going to kill him. He was in danger. In this moment I forgot everything, that Issei was a massive pervert and that normally I would say his death would be a positive influence on the continuity of the human race but all those thoughts left my head the moment I realized he was about to be killed and his dumbass was frozen at the sight of that woman.

-"ISSEI!" I yell. "RUN"

Despite my cries he still lays, frozen. I was hidden in a bush before but I ran out towards him, seeing as he did not react I pushed him away. Unfortunately the woman didn't stay idle while I was playing hero.

-"Well this was fun but all things must come to an end. I guess loose ends must also be killed off. A pity, you were just here when you shouldn't be. You're also a little pretty, your death will be quicker than his." She starts her monologue with her dominatrix outfit but since I'm no anime protagonist I punch her in the stomach to stun her and then make a run for it with Issei.

Only for my first to hit a brick wall. My mind could not register it. Just like it couldn't register her laughs. Just like it couldn't register when she summoned a spear. Just like it couldn't register when the spear went through my neck. Just like it couldn't register… That I had just died.