The Stink that Binds ch3
A/n: So, here's the last ch for tonight.
Enjoy;)
I notice as Edward gets closer to me that he smells like himself, but the odor seeping from the bedroom via the bathroom is atrocious.
"Baby, are you okay?" He asks with a concerned look on his face.
I grimace and shake my head. "Hold on, I'll be right back." I tell him as I head to the kitchen and grab a few Glade counter top air fresheners from the cabinet. I knew that if I were going to make it through our video session later that I would need to have the air free and clear from the foul odors now lingering.
I walked back into the living room and opened the twistable containers and sat them on various table tops.
"Are those necessary?" He asked as I turned to quirk a brow at him.
"Yes, Edward, the smell is less than impressive in here." I said matter of fact.
He shrugged his shoulders, farted and scratched his balls again.
"We need to go." Edward said as I grabbed my clutch and started to walk towards the garage door.
"Well, let's go. Quit worrying about my smell aversion. I'm seven months pregnant with your spastic child, my hormones are out of control and you're worrying about my clean air issues." I said as he chuckled and opened the door for me.
"I was beginning to wonder if you needed some sort of intervention," he replied once we got situated in the car.
Was he kidding with this shit?
"You can't be serious, right?" I asked as I buckled my seat belt and shot him a dirty look.
He squirmed and shrugged, "you are a little obsessive, Bella."
I gasped and my jaw hit the floor.
"Well, I have something to show you later that might make you re-evaluate your prognosis, Doctor." I said through my near gritted teeth.
Stinky man was so going down tonight.
He wiggled his eyebrows at me, "Oh yeah? Am I gonna get lucky?" He laughed and adjusted his bulging pants.
"Um, I'm hoping that I'm the lucky one tonight." I said and laid my hand on his thigh.
The electric chemistry bounced between us and then I heard it, the deep squelch of his burp followed by the most putrid smell radiating from his luscious lips.
I leaned back into my seat and rolled my window about half way down.
How I managed to get pregnant is beyond me…I mean, there are small moments when it's not that bad. But, mostly I put up with it because I love him so much and damn, he's the hottest man in the world. Besides what he can do with his Halitosis filled mouth and tongue, his cock is ah-maz-ing.
Damn, now my hormones are in overdrive.
I wonder if I could manage to get a quickie once we got to the Benefit.
I could give him some head in the car, that's usually worked in my favor for later repayment favors from him. But then again, the last time I tried in the car, I was six weeks pregnant and the fart that escaped his ass hung around his balls and spoiled the smell of that super cock. I couldn't give him head for a month after that.
No, I'd settle for a quick fuck in the bathroom, and at least I knew the smell wouldn't interrupt because we'd be in public.
Who knew I'd have to fuck my husband in public places just to avoid his bodily function issues?
A/n: UH OH….and um, yeah….ewwww
But, seriously, it happens;(
See ya tomorrow!
Kyla