The Stink that Binds ch6

A/n: Sorry for the delay. Yesterday RL and sleep deprivation took their toll and I crashed early.

This will be the only update tonight as I haven't had a chance to finish the edits on the remaining chapters.

Much love to my team, Bnjwl, Lvtwilight09, Twi-Star Junkie, Reyes139 and Mamadog93. LOVE YOU ALL!

Enjoy!

BPOV

The next morning I woke up with an urgent need to pee. This baby was lodged on top of my bladder, I swear.

I did my belly roll to get my whale like body out of the bed and just as I made it to the edge of the bed, there was the unmistakable sound of long and smelly gaseous expulsion from Edward's body.

I had to hold my nose and waddle to the bathroom.

Damn. I had hoped that we could get past some of these odors.

Once I was finished ridding my body of what felt like a gallon of urine, I grabbed one of the air freshener sprays from under the cabinet and walked back into the bedroom.

My adorably naked husband had rolled onto his back, sheets down over his thighs and his morning wood bobbing hello to my now wet pussy.

Damn. How the hell does someone so beautiful turn me on and off in the same sequence?

I sprayed a few squirts in the air and made my way around the bed, so that I could easily climb on top of him to assist with his morning problem.

Just as I got one leg straddled over his hip, he moaned and belched which instantly hit my nose with a pungent stench. The smell was so obnoxious it forced me right back off of him.

"Baby," he mumbled and grabbed my hips.

I closed my eyes and groaned. "I wanted to um, take a ride on that morning sausage stick, but the air was a little too um…" I couldn't say it because he had pushed me right over his rigid cock. Who could concentrate on anything else when he ran himself through my slick folds.

"What?" He murmured as he thrust up and the tip slid inside of me.

"Oh..um.." I couldn't think straight as my traitorous body allowed his movements to take me to another dimension where burps, farts and stinky feet didn't exist.

"Fuck Bella, you feel so damn tight this morning,." he said with another hard upwards thrust.

I leaned back and put my hands on his thighs because it felt so good in this position. The head of his cock rubbed right up against my g-spot and I moaned like a whore in church when he started doing quick, hard thrusts in and out.

"Oh you like that huh?" he said and tightened his grip on my hips.

My tits were bouncing and becoming painful when I felt his fingers latch onto my swollen clit.

"Fuck, Edward…more," I demanded and rocked back and forth as he continued to thrust into me.

He pinched and twisted and pulled on my little nub and just as I felt my orgasm about to explode the worst thing happened…he farted on me as he came.

A/n: Well, at least she got hers first, right?

See ya tomorrow, Kyla