Gilbert, Matthew, Antonio, and Francis are hanging out at Matthew's house… things are getting boring. But leave it up to Gilbert and Antonio to spice things up a bit!

"Hey, Mattie!"

"What is it Gil?"

"What stops then goes then stops then goes?"

"What?"

"A blonde at a blinking red light."

Kesesesesesesese!~

"Birdie, how to you keep a blonde busy all day?"

"How Gilbert…"

"Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner."

XD

"Aye… A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it. Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?""

Blondes: …

"Why is a blonde like a stamp? Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.

Why is a blonde like railway tracks? kos she's been laid all over the country."

Hahahahahaha! Kesesesesese!

Blondes: "You're dumb."

"Hey amigo, how can you tell if a blonde has been playing with your Computer? Your joy stick will be soaking wet!"

" Kesesese! Why do saunas remind some people of blondes? Kos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends."

X'D

"Babe, what's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde? "

"What's the difference Gil?"

"On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking!"

"Mattie, why is a blonde like a door knob? "

"Why, hun?"

"kos everyone gets a turn! Kesesesese! What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?... Locking the car door!"

Blondes: "Wow."

"Aye, what do you call 2 nuns and a blonde? "

"Kesesese what?"

"Two tight ends and a wide receiver!"

AHAHAHAHAHA~

"Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? "

"Why Antonio?"

"They both drip when they're fucked."

OOOOOHHHHHH~ That's a nasty one!

"How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? "

Blondes: "How?"

"He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression on his forehead!"

"What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? "

"What Gil?"

"They've both swallowed a lot of seamen!"

Hahahahaha!

"Why don't blondes talk when having sex? Their Mommies told them never to speak to strangers!"

"How do you get a blonde off of his knees? Come."

Hahahaha! Kesesesese!

"Will you two shut the hell up already? Maple!"

"Mon dieu…"

Hope it made you laugh a little.