Scriptless: Book 2
The Two Towers
(The camera pans over lofty, snow-capped mountains, zooming in on one particular peak… a voice is heard, growing louder as we pass through the rock and into Moria itself…)
Gandalf: AHHH! GET IT OFF ME! (struggle, stumble)
BANG!
Aragorn: Whoa! Gandalf, watch where you're shooting that magic stuff!
Bridge: I'm HIT! (breaks in middle)
(Gandalf trips but manages to grab the edge before he falls. The frog however… wasn't so lucky)
Aragorn: Gandalf!
Gandalf: Don't worry about me! Fly you fools!
Boromir: Great. First he breaks the bridge then he wants us to fly over…
Aragorn: (pulls Gandalf back up)
Gandalf: NO! You imbecile! (facepalm) I'm supposed to fall!
Frodo: What? Why!
Gandalf: So I can defeat the Balrog- or bullfrog or whatever and come back later!
Sam: (peering over edge of bridge) He looks pretty defeated to me…
Gandalf: That's not the point! You've ruined everything! Now we'll have to-
Boromir: (shove)
Gandalf: AHHHHHH!
(Rather than following the rest of the Fellowship as before, the camera zooms down to follow Gandalf's swift descent.)
Gandalf: AHHHHH!
(The Bullfrog is also falling, a little bit below Gandalf… and yes, the Bullfrog is screaming too)
Gandalf: You!
(Streamlining himself, Gandalf speeds up and grabs the Bullfrog around the middle)
Gandalf: (shaking the froggie) You miserable little amphibian!
(The Bullfrog's tongue flips out and smacks Gandalf in the face)
Gandalf: Ahh! That's it! You're goin' down frog-face!
Bullfrog: (Struggles, slipping out of Gandalf's grasp and spreading his four sticky feet, the webbing between the toes acting as a sort of parachute.)
(Gandalf plummets down as the froggie seems to shoot upward due to his drastically decreased speed. Gandalf twists around to stare at it)
Bullfrog: (waves one webbed flipper at Gandalf)
Gandalf: (turns back and gets a split-second image of a large lake before he slams into the water…)
(In the background, the Bullfrog can be seen drifting gently down to land on some nearby stairs. It looks out across the water.)
Bullfrog: (croaks)
Frodo: Gnyaa! (wakes up with a start, looking around)
Sam: What's up Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Uh… nothing… just a dream. Just a really weird totally unrelated to our quest dream.