Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar the Last Airbender, I promise:3
Zuko vs Sokka
Begin!
Sokka:
The names Sokka boy, and I'm the chief's son.
I promise to go a bit easy on you since we're friends and all,
But even friends need to be beat every once in a while,
like how your daddy sent you on that exile.
Okay I know that last line was pretty uncalled for
yeah but hey alls fair in love and war
You know, like the war you dad created
Making you and your family really hated.
So take a load off Zuko, this here will end quick
And watch as I give my boomerang a flick.
Zuko:
Hey there friend, Zuko is here
You better watch out 'cause things are 'bout to get real
No need to go easy, I'm the freakin' fire king,
your the one who should be scared when I come up to swing.
You dare call yourself a water tribe warrior?
You can't even bend a tiny drop of water.
So what you throw boomerangs, its really no big deal?
You can't even beat me 'cause I'm tough as steel.
Sokka:
So you're tough as steel, that's the case?
Is that how you got that scar on your face?
No wonder you always have trouble with Mai.
You guys area always pushing each other away.
And what's the deal with me sister? Do you like her or what?
Cuz all these fics are all about Zutara.
I got this amazing mind of mine it's like a mini crew.
I don't need to bend anything in order to out rap you.
Zuko:
All these people like me the most
I don't mean to boast
but who has 11, 674 fics about him
while you only have about two thousand.
I'm the boss when it comes to rhyming I never mess around
I'm the one after all who got crowned.
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide! Review!
This one was kind of hard to write haha but I got it done like a boss:) haha enjoy!