(Cut to a large clearing surrounded by buildings in the middle of the city)

(Cut to a shadowy ally between two buildings)

Sakura: Who or whatever is making that noise is really close by. I'll surprise them by leaping out of this dark shadowy ally that I went in… by myself… in the middle of the night… with hardly anyone else around… Wow! I am just FILLED with bad ideas tonight, aren't I? Well luckily for me there doesn't appear to be anyone in this ally so I'll just do what any sensible ninja would do in a situation like this.

Inner Sakura: Kill your friends?

Sakura: NO!

Inner Sakura: Stick to the shadows and take them by surprise?

Sakura: WHAT? When have ninjas EVER done that? I am insane for thinking of such a concept! Tsh! "Stick to the shadows." Preposterous! (Tosses a smoke bomb out and leaps through the smoke cloud) HOLD IT *Cough cough* RIGHT THERE… uh… YOU! *Cough Cough*

Inner Sakura: WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU LEAPT INTO A CLOUD OF SMOKE?

(Sakura exits the smoke cloud and looks in front of her to see a man clad in full body red spandex with black patches using a paint gun to paint the ground red while singing the theme to the Golden Girls.)

Deadpool: (Singing): Thank you for being a friend! Travel down the road and back again! (Stops singing) MAN! This paint gun is REALLY loud! I probably should've given it a silencer. Do they make silencers for paint guns? Oh, Well!

Pssssssshhhhh!

(Sakura looks quite surprised and doesn't know exactly how to respond to what she has just witnessed)

Inner Sakura: Okay! I didn't see that coming!

(Sakura then shakes off the shock and shouts at the red man)

Sakura (In Japanese): Err… H-HEY YOU!

Deadpool: Eh?

Sakura (In Japanese): Turn around with your hands in the air and identify yourself!

Deadpool: OH GOD! HIGH PITCH SQEAKING GIBBERISH! THE SQUIRREL FROM MY NIGHTMARES HAS RETURNED! LEAVE ME ALONE MONKEY JOE!

Sakura (In thought): I don't know what he's saying, but he sounds frightened! He must know I mean business! Wait until Lady Tsunade sees I captured an intruder! She'll be so proud! I FINALLY DID SOMETHING! Chya!

(Suddenly a two caption boxes that are visible only to Deadpool appears in front of him.)

Caption box #1: It's just Japanese, you idiot!

Caption Box #2: I think there's someone behind you.

Deadpool: Really? (Turns around) (Sees Sakura) OH! Your right! Phew! False alarm!

Sakura (In thought): He… He's relieved? Maybe he just isn't taking me seriously due to my age! Well, I'll show him! Time to assert myself!

(Sakura holds out her knife and looks angry)

Sakura (In Japanese): HEY! I said, "Identify yourself!" Don't think that I'm not a threat just because I'm sixteen! I'm a certified ninja and have several years of experience and I won't hesitate to bring you down! Understand?

Deadpool: Japanese, eh? Well I'm a little rusty but I'll give it a shot! Domo Arigatō, Misutārobotto! Watashi no namae wa deddopūru-iridesu! Watashi no inkei wa anata no yori ōkiidesu! Watashi wa kono jikan ni hachimitsu anaguma o mitsukeru koto ga dekiru ka shi~tsu teru? Watashi no masuku wa anata no sobo de tsukura rete imasu! Pakkā wa, sūpābouru ni katta!

(Sakura looks incredibly confused)

Sakura (In thought): What the crap? Wait a minute! He's trying to confuse me so I'll lower my guard! Well I won't be fooled so easily! (In Japanese) Enough of your bullsh**! Don't try to confuse me with gibberish! It won't work! Now, who are you?

Deadpool: Okay, she looked confused and now she looks pissed again. What did I say?

Caption Box #1: You said, "Thank you very much, Mr. Robot! My name is Deadpool! My penis is bigger than yours! Do you know where I can find a honey badger at this hour? My mask is made of your grandmother! The Packers won the super bowl!"

Deadpool: That's what I thought. Wait! You speak Japanese?

Caption Box #1: Yea!

Caption Box #2: Me too!

Deadpool: Since when?

Caption Box #1: Since the writer needed a way to break the language barrier!

Caption Box #2: Now here's how it'll work! He translates what she says and I tell you what to say.

Deadpool: Works for me!

Sakura: That's enough! This is your last chance! Stop talking to yourself and tell me who you are and what you're doing here!

Inner Sakura: You Hypocrite!

Sakura: Shut up, Inner me!

Deadpool (Happily): (Gasp) You hear voices in your head too?

Sakura: What? No! I mean, Yes! I mean… That-That's not important! Tell me who you are!

Deadpool: I told you, I'm Deadpool!

Sakura: Deadpool?

Deadpool: Yep!

Sakura: That's your actual name?

Deadpool: As far as you know, yes!

Sakura: Very well then, "Deadpool." Just what is it you are doing?

Deadpool: Painting a giant circle! (Sprays paint)

Psssshhh!

Sakura: Well, I can see that but for what purpose?

Deadpool: Hmm… (Holds chin) Call it… A commission of sorts… A very BIG commission from a very wealthy client! (Resumes painting)

Sakura: Well, you realize you're vandalizing private property right?

Deadpool: Am I "vandalizing" it, or am I making it BETTER?

Sakura: … No you're vandalizing it!

Deadpool: But you don't even know what it's going to look like yet!

Sakura: I don't care! You're still-

Deadpool (Angrily): Oh! I get how it is! (Points at Sakura) Your one of THOSE people! You're the kind of person who views street art as, "Just a bunch of punks acting irresponsible towards society!"

Sakura: What?

Deadpool: Well, F*** you man! You can't censor my art! My art is free! Do you hear me! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sakura: Are you completely insane?

Deadpool: Yes I am! But that was just me doing an amusing bit! But that's over now. So what was it you were saying?

Sakura: You are trespassing on and vandalizing private property! Wait, HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND US?

Deadpool: I dunno. (Sprays paint)

Pssssssssshhhh!

Sakura: And how did you get past the guards?

Deadpool: What guards? (Sprays paint)

Pssssssssshhhh!

Sakura: Look, the point is you can't do what you're doing here.

Deadpool: Oh yeah? And what are you going to do? Report me, in the middle of the night? (Impersonating Sakura) "Oh, help! Someone help! There's a guy dressed in red spandex singing the theme to "The Golden Girls" while painting a giant red circle in the middle of town!" Yea, THAT doesn't make you sound crazy!

(Sakura looks absolutely dumbfounded)

Inner Sakura: Oh! SNAP! He burned you GOOD!

Deadpool: Look, if you have a problem with what I'm doing, take it up with my client! (Reaches into utility belt and pulls out phone then hands it to Sakura) Here, just press the button and you can talk to him.

Sakura: Thank you! (Presses button)

Beep!

(Suddenly a cloud of gas sprays from the speakers)

FSSSSSSSSSHHH!

Sakura: *Cough* *Cough* …Ooh… (Falls unconscious)

Deadpool: And then there was one. (Resumes Painting)

Caption Box #1: AHEM!

Deadpool: Oh! Present company excluded!

Caption Box #2: Thank you very much!

(Screen fades to black)