30 minutes later
(Sakura slowly opens her eyes then sits up)
Sakura: Oh, wow! I just had the strangest dream. There was a strange red man painting a circle in the middle of town and- OH, SON OF A BITCH!
Deadpool (Singing and Painting): Gotta get that BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Gotta get that BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Sakura: How the hell is he real?
Deadpool: Oh! Hey! You're awake! Did you sleep well dear?
Sakura: Well, honestly-
Deadpool: That's good, because I actually meant to use the poison gas phone to kill you.
Sakura: WHAT?
Deadpool: Yeah! I have to stop keeping it next to the sleeping gas phone. I always do that!
Sakura: YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME?
Deadpool: What? You annoyed me! I kill things that annoy me!
Sakura: My squad mate annoys me all the time, but I haven't tried to kill him!
Deadpool: Why not?
Inner Sakura: I've been asking her that this whole time!
Deadpool: You know what? It doesn't matter! I'll just kill you now! (Holds out Uzi and aims at Sakura)
Sakura: Oh, no you don't!
(Sakura dashes toward Deadpool and knocks away Deadpool's arm as he let's out a few rounds)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Sakura: Ha! I have knocked your attack harmlessly out of the way!
(Cut to Tsunade's room where she has just woken up from hearing the sound. She then gets up and walks to the window)
Tsunade: Hmm? What on earth was that sou-
(Suddenly the stray bullets from Deadpool's gun hit Tsunade in the chest and forehead.)
(Suddenly, Shizune busts into the room.)
Shizune: Lady Tsuande! Are you alright?
(Tsunade's body falls forward out the window and plummets to the ground)
SPLAT!
Shizune: My GOD! She… She'd been saying the work was getting to her but, I never assumed it was THAT serious! (Shizune holds her chin) Hmm… "Lady Shizune!" I like the sound of that!
(Cut back to Deadpool and Sakura)
Deadpool: Okay! Plan B! (Throws grenade) GRENADE!
Sakura: (Catches grenade and tosses it into the distance)
Sakura: Ha! That's TWO of your attacks I've knocked harmlessly out of the way! Chya! I'm the best!
(Cut back to Tsunade's room where Shizune is standing at the window)
Shizune (Diabolically): Soon the reign of Shizune will commence! And all will kneel before the might of-
(She is interrupted by the grenade thrown by Sakura hitting her in the back of the head)
THWACK!
Shizune: OW! (Rubs head) (Turns around) What the-
KABOOM!
(Cut back to Sakura and Deadpool)
Sakura: What was that?
Deadpool: Oh, that's probably the sound of the grenade exploding.
Sakura: THOSE THINGS EXPLODE?
Deadpool: Yep.
Sakura: W-Well, where did it explode?
Deadpool: Well, the sound and light from the explosion came from the top floor of (Points to Tsunade's tower) THAT building!
Sakura: THAT'S LADY TSUNADE'S TOWER!
Deadpool: Who now?
Sakura: Lady Tsunade! She's the leader of the village!
Deadpool: Uh, Probably not anymore!
Sakura: OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE? (Runs off) I'll either have to save her or hide her body!
Inner Sakura: NYA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! KILL THEM ALL!
Sakura: SHUT UP!
Deadpool: Holy Crap! That plan went perfectly!
Caption Box #1: I told you!
Deadpool: Now where was I? Ah, yes! (Resumes painting)
Pssssssshhhh!
(Fade to black)