(Fade to an exhausted Sakura walking back with her back hunched forward and her arms dangling in front of her.)

Sakura: That Son of a BITCH! I am going to kill him for what he's putting me through!

Inner Sakura: You know you seem to be taking the loss of the leader of your village and YOUR TEACHER quite well. I mean you weren't broken up at all while burying them, you were more… annoyed!

Sakura: I'll worry about that later! Right now, I need to kick this "Deadpool's" ass to Hell!

Inner Sakura: Wouldn't it just be wiser to just let this go before anyone else gets hurt? I mean people have died because you interfered with this mad man's little street drawing.

Sakura: NO! I refuse to let this weirdo soil the beautiful ground of my home with easily washable paints! And when did you start caring about human life?

Inner Sakura: You're asking for consistency from THIS series?

Sakura: Good point!

(Cut to Deadpool painting)

Sakura (Angrily): YOU!

Deadpool: Oh, hey you're back! How's Lady Tsunami or whatever you called her?

Sakura: It's "Tsunade!" And she's dead and so is her assistant!

Deadpool: Wow! Her assistant died with her? THAT'S dedication to your job!

Sakura: I also found the bodies of the two guards you murdered on the way in and buried them as well.

Deadpool: Those were guards?

Sakura: Yes, they were Guar- Wait! YOU KILLED THEM WITHOUT KNOWING WHO OR WHAT THEY WERE?

Deadpool: Lady! I may not have known they were guards, but I did know they were ninjas! And when I want to infiltrate a ninja village and see two ninjas at the entrance, I do not simply walk up to them and wish them a good day! I DEFEND MYSELF!

Sakura: But did you have to kill them?

Deadpool: It was the honorable thing to do. Better they die with honor then live with the disgrace of failure!

Caption Box #1: Plus, it was fun!

Sakura (Vengefully): I will personally see to it that you suffer the most excruciatingly slow and painful death for the lives you have ended tonight for your wretched circle!

(Pause)

Deadpool: Sounds like "someone" needs a chimichanga! (Holds out chimichanga)

(Lurches back in surprise)

Sakura: What is that?

Deadpool (Shocked): YOU'VE NEVER HAD A CHIMICHANGA BEFORE? No wonder you're so mean and bitchy all the time! Trust me! The minute this thing hits your taste buds, you will know that there is a god because only HE could give us something this delicious! THIS is the meaning of existence!

Caption Box #1: That and money!

Sakura: Shut up! I don't need any of your stupid disgusting food!

Deadpool: Forgive her, God of chimichangas! She knows not the food she insults!

Sakura: Now prepare to pay for your crimes! I'll make you regret ever coming to this vill-

(Deadpool shoves a chimichanga into Sakura's mouth)

(Sakura chews and swallows)

Deadpool: Well?

Sakura (Dumbfounded): It's… It's AMAZING!

Deadpool: Want another?

Sakura (Excited): YES! YES! I MUST HAVE MORE!

Deadpool: Well, there's a whole plate of them right there by that tree! (Points to plate of Chimichangas)

Sakura: MINE! (Runs toward them)

Inner Sakura: What are you doing? What happened to killing him painfully?

Sakura: That can wait! Right now, I'm hungry from burying all those bodies! OM! NOM! NOM! NOM!

(Sakura starts eating all the chimichangas from the plate)

5 minutes later

(Sakura has finished the plate of chimichangas)

Sakura: Ah! That was great!

Deadpool: Glad you liked them.

Sakura: I did indeed! And it was very noble of you to let your opponent regain her full strength before fighting her! However, (Strikes Fighting stance) you will soon regret doing so as well!

Deadpool: Hmm… Really? Is that what you think? Well, I think that YOU will be the regretful one right about… NOW!

(Suddenly, Sakura grasps her stomach in pain as it starts to rumble and gurgle loudly)

Sakura (Painfully): Ow! Urgh! What… What did you do… to me?

Deadpool: Ha! Ha! Yeah, that plate of chimichangas you wolfed down, those weren't ordinary chimichangas!

Sakura: We're they p-p-poisoned? Ow!

Deadpool: Oh no! FAR worse than that! They were expired! You see, the thing about chimichangas is that while they are amazing going in, they are literally a PAIN IN THE ASS coming out! So, I suggest you find a toilet while you still have some of your dignity!

Sakura: Ugh! Damn you! I swear I'll get you for this! (Runs away)

Deadpool: Right then! Back to work! (Starts painting again)

Psssssshhh!

Caption Box #1: Why didn't you poison the chimichangas?

Deadpool (Angrily): WHAT? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I CONTAMINATE GOD'S MOST SACRED FOOD! IF YOU WEREN'T ME I'D KILL YOU WHERE YOU STOOD! Honestly! Jeez! (Resumes Painting)

Psssssssssshhhh!

(Fade to black)