Jadis' Icy Reply
Narnians belong to Narnia. I belong to me. I did not get turned into stone while writing this letter to Jadis. If I did I would not be typing. A/N. Once again, purely my opinion on canon. Do what you will with it.
To the Mockery of Queen Katrina the Seafarer,
Is your intro any way to address a former queen of Narnia? If I had my wand (which that brat Edmund broke and if I wasn't dead) I'd turn you to stone in two seconds flat! If you are insinuating that I, Jadis, Queen of Narnia would have anything romantic to do with that kitten, you must be out of your mind! I would never in my wildest dreams do anything with that cat! You make me angrier by the second, Katrina. Also, I have no children of my own. I wouldn't have told the spoiled candy lover that if I did have children. Speaking of the spoiled candy brat, I do not constantly haunt him. That Aslan protects him. I don't really wish to see his face again anyway. Now, am I related to the Green Lady? I don't know. When I spoke the deplorable word (no, it's not Suspian, Lucian, or Mary Su) all my family (and everybody else for that matter) died in Charn. I was the only one left in Charn. She might be from a different world, but definitely not where I came from. I can guarantee you that I am not the Lady of the Green Kirtle. I've been dead for a long time. There was the time a dwarf, a hag, and a werewolf tried to bring me back, but they only got the circle drawn, I think. I really don't know. Aslan killed me before that. If that is canon, so be it. I'm through with you.
Doing what I want,
Jadis, Queen of Narnia, Chatelaine of Cair Paravel, Empress of the Lone Islands, ect.