From avatarluv97
Hi there brainyravenclaw5! I'm Hermia James, a fifth year Ravenclaw.
I have this cat named Norman and he's become...well...romantically involved with Mrs. Norris.
Not only am I concerned as to where Mr. Norris is and why she's cheating on him with my cat, but she's taken residence in my bed awaiting the arrival of her's and Norman's kittens!
Now I have to sleep on the couch and Filch is wondering where his cat is. My Ravenclaw smarts aren't telling me what I can do, and I really want my bed back! Can you help me? Thank you!
Dear Hermia,
First of all, please give Mrs. Norris and Norman my regards. Secondly, try telling Filch where Mrs. Norris is, because he would be able to take Mrs. Norris home.
However, do not try to remove her yourself, because pregnant women can be very aggressive.
Always make sure you do not worry her too much, because that might complicate her pregnancy.
Until Filch comes to remove her, make her as comfortable as you can, and enjoy your couch.
Sincerely,
brainyravenclaw5