Chapter 3: Bra Brawls
Sat. February 21st
10:57 A.M.
From: iMissPriss
To: SamluvzHam; Fredtech57; Gibster_4
Subject: Bra Brawls
Attention all members of iCarly and temporary intern (that's you, Gib)! Guess what angry pepto pink bra is in our iCarly studio at this very moment? Yeah, George!
But he's not alone either. Sombrario (cute new Italian bra) is with him and they're arguing over who's better! I need you three to meet me my place ASAP! We've got to stop this before they start getting aggressive.
P.S. Sam, we'll need you to intervene if things get ugly. Be prepared, just saying.
P.P.S. Can bras get physically aggressive? I mean, they're bras. Whatever, just hurry!
-Carly S.
Sat. February 21st
11:00 A.M.
From: SamluvzHam
To: iMissPriss
Subject: Re: Bra Brawls
Whoa, calm down Carly girl. Two bras goin' at it isn't the worst thing that's ever happened on iCarly. Remember the guy with the bathtub full of eggs? I do *shudders*
On the bright side, my mom is in the ICU! That's a good thing right? I'm not familiar with hospital "lingo" so I dunno.
Anyway, I'll be right over as soon as I get some food. FYI, hospital food is HORRIBLE! Are they trying to poison me so I'll be forced to receive treatment from them? OMG hospitals are brilliant! And also devious…
I'll email you in a min. to let ya know I'm on my way.
Hungry but Hopeful,
Sammie
Sat. February 21st
11:02 A.M.
From: Fredtech57
To: iMissPriss
Subject: Re: Bra Brawls
George is back? I thought he was arrested for stealing toilet paper and selling it… to minors! Aw man, he must still be angry that we fired him and replaced him with Sombrario! I'm on my way!
Well, if they do start a fight, at least they came prepared. They've got all that padding so I bet it won't hurt… LOL
Ok, plz excuse my lame joke,
Fred
Sat. February 21st
11:08 A.M.
From: Gibster_4
To: iMissPriss
Subject: B-Day
Hey, quick question: Is it normal for a guy to use "Happy Birthday!" as a catchphrase? I don't of course, but Guppy does, unfortunately.
How do I make him stop! I've been trying to show him the appeal of taking your shirt off instead, but he refuses to listen.
It's not even my birthday! Man, I'm so glad I'm normal. Sometimes I worry about that little guy.
P.S. Is Guppy a cool name? I mean, Gibby is cool for sure, but what about Guppy?
Remaining shirtless,
Gibbster
Sat. February 21st
11: 17 A.M.
From: iMissPriss
To: Gibster_4
Subject: What's the matter with you?
Um, Gibby? I'd just like to point out that Guppy's catchphrase has nothing to do with George and Sombrario. Why would you even ask me that?
Get over to the studio now! (please?)
P.S. Why is your username Gibster_4? Is there really three other Gibbys in the world? I wasn't aware Gibby was such a popular nickname.
P.P.S Have you heard about Sam's mom yet? I'll text ya later :(
Stay shirtless, Gib!
-Carlotta
Sat. February 21st
11:38 A.M.
From: iMissPriss
To: SamluvzHam
Subject: ICU Blues
Sammie? Don't shoot the messenger, but if your mom is in the ICU, it's NOT A GOOD THING!
Freddie, Gibby, Spencer, and I are all praying for your mom. Try not to worry. *Sighs* I know lack of food won't help that, so I'm having Gibby bring over a twenty dollar bill from me. Buy yourself a piece of pizza or something! I know you won't disappoint ;)
Plz send more updates on your mom later,
-Carly
Sat. February 21st
1:40 P.M.
From: Fredtech57
To:iMissPriss
Subject: Averted Bra Brawl
Ok, I managed to keep the peace between George and Sombrario. Don't be too upset, but I told George he could have an internship like Gibby does.
I also promised him *groan* that he could tell one of his lame ghost stories every now and then, just to keep him happy. He and Sombrario floated off together with mentions of GM (Groovy Smoothie) so no telling when they'll be back.
Any word from Sam and her mom's condition yet?
Keep me posted,
-Freddie
Sat. February 21st
9:44 P.M.
From: SamluvzHam
To: iMiss Priss; Fredtech57
Subject: Mom and Fried Chicken
Hey, Carls, Freddork. Miss me? Of course ya did. Ok, I know you're both concerned with everything that's happened recently, so here it is:
My mom's condition is worsening. The doctors say there is a chance she might recover though! I remain hopeful. My mom may not feed me, but she does keep my life interesting. So keep your fingers and toes (and all other parts of you) crossed!
Carly, I spent your twenty dollar bill today on a large bucket of fried chicken. But, with my recent change of luck, a hobo stole it! :(
So will you two maybe pay me a visit? I'm seriously starting to question my sanity in this nut joint. Plz! See? I'm so freaked out, I'm even asking nicely! I'm so disgusted with myself.
Oops, gotta go. The doctors just got an update on mom! Time to find out if she's gonna pull through or not. :D
Wow, do doctors always look so serious? Ugh, those nubs.
Hang on, one sec.
Ok, I'm back!
Plz email me back soon. I've got good and bad news. You both need to hear this.
Please review this! Pretty please with a Seddie on top! :D