"Hey, Yami?"
"Yes, Yugi?"
"Why are our bushes swearing?"
Yami glanced out the window. "They're not. It's Marik."
"Oh. Tell him to go away."
Yami opened the window and leaned out. "Marik, What are you doing here?"
Marik started. "N-nothing."
"And what's in the box?"
"Umm…Yugi's alarm clock?"
"Why's it ticking?"
Marik rolled his eyes. "'Cause it's an alarm clock!"
"Yugi's alarm clock is digital. It doesn't tick."
"Oh."
Several seconds passed.
"Well, his old one broke, so I bought him another one. It ticks," said Marik.
The ticking got louder.
Marik jumped. "Um, I have to go… babysit Bakura's tarantula. Here, catch!"
He threw the box at Yami and ran.
"What a weirdo," muttered Yami.
Yami opened the box.
Ka-BOOM!
"… Dammit."