Chapter 10: Beavecoon Afternoon

Wednesday, April 6th

9: 40 A.M.

From: SpazzySculpture

To: SamluvzHam; Fredtech57

Subject: Beavecoon Afternoon

Yo-Dee-yo! Guess what spazzy artist just published a book? This one! Yep, I've finished writing Beavecoon Afternoon: A true story by Spencer Shay. Guess wut itz about! Go on….take a gander!

Alright, alright. Don't hurt your developing brains! I'll tell ya…beavecoons!

Remember when we took that trip to hunt for the Beavecoon (And Carly tried to find proof of Bigfoot)? I still can't believe she thinks Bigfoot is real. I mean, that's just a bowl of chiz!

But the Beavecoon, now that's a real creature. And to prove it to the world, I wrote a book!

It's all about our hunt for the Beavecoon. I even filled it with scientifically proven facts that I made myself That counts…right? Check 'em out!

Beavecoons are shy animals. If you get too close, they will hiss and scratch at your face. But don't be alarmed, this is just their self-defense.

A Beavecoon scratch won't kill you. It will just be extremely painful and may cause temporary insanity.

If you capture a Beavecoon as a pet, make sure to keep plenty of Beavecoon Bites at all times. It's the only thing they eat…besides people.

I bet you wanna go out and buy a copy of this now, don't ya?

-Spence

Thursday, April 7th

3: 14 P.M.

From: Fredtech57

To: SamluvzHam

Subject: The Wacko Shack

Hey…did you get that email from Spence about his new book? Well, apparently a lot of people have been calling Spence "crazy". And um…maybe it's true.

But anyway, I just thought you should know: Spencer's been locked up in the cuckoo house! Yeah…I guess a lot of people complained. Carly called and said the police took him away this morning. But he'll be back in a few weeks.

Sadly, they took away the wrong person…

-Freddie

Thursday, April 7th

4:00 P.M.

From: SamluvzHam

To: Fredtech57

Subject: Re: Wacko Shack

You're such a nub, Frednub! Sorry, I just wanted to say that. I hope you take that personally. Offense intended! BTW Why do you keep saying you like me? It's creepy! ;)

I've been saying for years that Spencer isn't normal. We all knew that. And now the world has realized it! I think it'll be good for Spence to spend a few days with a bunch of other crazies. It might help him see he should go back to law school…

I kinda got in some legal trouble that no one knows about. And um…do you know how much chiz lawyers cost? A LOT O CHIZ!

So…yeah. I hate you…blah, blah, blah.

*Sigh* Can you tell your mom not to serve me organic broccoli anymore? I swear, if I have to eat that one more time, I'll-

I probably shouldn't tell you. It's not legal in the U.S.

But if you really wanna know, we'll take a trip to Canada and I'll tell ya there. BTW we should get some more of that "bacon" ham. MMMMM….

Later, Fredamame!

P.S. Never speak of last night! Just cuz I fell asleep on top of you means nothing. Got it?

P.P.S Dude, you should work out. Your arms are like Jell-O!

-Your Blonde Demon :D