"You had seriously better have a good explanation this time," Malik said.
"And by 'good explanation' we do not mean 'Yami dared me too,'" Ryou added.
Marik and Bakura looked at each other.
"Weeeeell," Marik started.
Bakura elbowed him in the side. "Shut up."
"What? I was just going to tell them that we were walking down the street, minding our own business, when Kaiba came up to us and started yelling at us something about burning up his car, which of course we would never do."
Ryou rolled his eyes. "Of course you wouldn't."
Realizing defeat, Bakura added, "Anyway, he was getting really annoying, so I pulled out the razor I happened to have in my back pocket."
Ryou paled. "Oh god, you didn't."
"Relax, landlord, I didn't kill him. Mr. Kaiba just won't be needing a haircut for a very long time."