Today's chapter is entitled,
How to Annoy the Crap Out of Everyone You Meet
By Yami Marik
Ask them their name. Every time they give it to you, ask them to please repeat it, since you couldn't hear them the first two dozen times.
Stare at them the entire time they're talking. When they finally stop blabbering to ask you what's wrong, simply shake your head and say, "Oh it's nothing, please go on." Continue staring.
Talk fast and loud and in run on sentences. (Ex: "'causeIlovecheezitsdon'tyoulovecheezits?")
Make sure you tell them every little detail of your life. Don't leave out anything.
If all of the above fails, just take them by the hand, lead them over to the nearest record store, strap them to a chair, and plug them into some good ol' fashioned Ke$ha.
Anyway, have fun bugging the shit out of people. Oh, and just so you know, this list is possessed. Anyone who reads it is forced to do the evil bidding of his/her new master, me.
A message from Yami Marik, who is now in control of your puny mortal minds.
Now go forth and bring me cookies.