Chapter 15: Identity Crisis
Wednesday, May 18
3: 45 P.M.
From: Fredtech57
To: SamluzvHam; iMissPriss
Subject: Identity Crisis
Hey, Sam. You'll be happy to know that I've decided not to name our baby Fredward Jr. Even though I really, really want to, I've had a change of heart. Well, that and you tied me to a chair and threatened to tell my mom and Carly about your pregnancy.
I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a boy. You asked me why it would be a boy, so here's my answer: Why wouldn't it be? Yeah, think about that.
Speaking of mom and Carly, we need to tell them soon. We can't hide it forever. I really don't want to tell my mom she's a grandmother at her funeral. And Carly is our best friend. They both deserve to know. We'll do it together.
If it's not Fredward, what will we name the baby? He can't not have a name! Do you have any suggestions?
Oh and there's something else I wanted to ask you…since we're gonna be parents….
COMING MOM!
Um….my mom wants to give me another tick bath. I think I'll ask you in my next email. Reply back soon!
-Freddie
P.S. What's wrong with the name Fredward Jr? I think it's a great name! My mom came up with it! Oh wait…yeah, you're right. Never mind.
Wednesday, May 18
4:00 P.M.
From: SamluvzHam
To: Fredtech57
Subject: Re: Identity Crisis
Glad you see it my way, Fredweird. I don't know why the government doesn't tie people up any more. It's such a great torture method! I'm starting a petition to bring it back :D Will you do all the work for me? I've been really tired lately. It's the pregnancy. But then again…I'm always lazy!
Um…we don't know if it's a boy or girl yet! Unless you're a psychic you wouldn't know it'll be a boy. If you were a psychic you would have known not to eat my sandwich the other day. Then maybe you wouldn't have gotten eleven stitches in your eye…
Ugh. We can't tell anyone yet! It's too soon. They just won't understand. They'll get all mad and we won't be able to be together! Or if it's Carly, she'll get all prissy and want to take me shopping for some baby clothes. Now that is torture.
We'll find out what the baby's sex is in a few days. Then we can finally name it! But I know you still want it to be named Fredward Jr so I'll be nice…NO! Aren't your proud of me? I was gentle! I'm working on being less mean to people. I think it's going well.
I know your mom didn't call you. She's not giving you a tick bath! You told me she only given them to you six times a week now! You're hiding something…
-Sam
P.S. You owe me another sandwich
P.P.S Um….you sent a copy of your email to Carly! You NUB! Well, I guess now is a good time to tell her…
P.P.P.S I really want my sandwich A.S.A.P
A/N: Next chapter will have emails from Carly and Mrs. Benson too!
I need boy and girl names please! I need your help so review please :D