"Hello?"
"Hello, Kaiba."
"Who is this? I have lawyers, you know!"
"Don't I know it. Relax, it's not like I'm not trying to sell anything. Actually, I was hoping you could help me out."
"Is this Marik? I swear, to god, I will kill you for what you did to my car."
"Yeah, sorry about that."
"And my hair."
"Hey, that one wasn't me!"
"And for corrupting Mokuba."
"That kid was messed up to begin with. Look, will you help me already?"
"Why would I want to do that?"
" Because it involves forcing Yami to do things against his will."
"…"
"Fine, but only if you can get him to duel me and hand over whatever remains of his dignity."
"Deal."