A/N: A St. Patrick's day story.
Sneak.
"Marik?"
Freeze.
"Yes, hikari?"
Sneak, sneak, sneak.
"Remind me to hit you the next time you bring anything into this house."
Chuckle.
"Aw, but look at him, Malik! He's so cute, and he needs a home!"
Stop. Cute?
"Marik, you have him chained to the wall."
Grin. Not anymore.
"Well, yeah, but if I let him go, he'll run away!"
Tip-toe!
"Marik. I told you, you can't keep people chained up. They don't like it."
Scoff. Indeed.
"But how am I supposed to get him to tell me where his treasure's at if he leaves?"
Stupid, greedy humans.
"Marik, I'm sure the little man doesn't want you to take his gold."
"Who are you callin' little, ye stupid giant?"
Malik froze. Marik blinked. And the leprechaun laughed at them and ran away into the darkness.