A/N: Idea's from matt-the-second.
Please answer questions below.
Your Name: Malik Ishtar
Patient's name: Marik Ishtar
Patient's age: Don't actually know.
Patient's sex: Male.
Patient's height: Six feet (without the hair)
Patient's complaint: Concussion
Comments: He came into our house raving about a "Water Wiggle." A friend of ours explained that Marik was trying to "rid the world of an evil greater than he," and that he was, "willing to give his life for a greater cause." In short, I have no friggin' clue what he was talking about. I suggest sedatives.
The nurse in charge of reading the admission forms sighed. Not again.