A/N: This was so surreal to write. XD Like, I don't even know. For wickedchik500. Based on a true story. Yeah. For real.

Disclaimer: Me= not owning.

(P.S.: It's my birthday! :D)

"Malik!"

"What."

"Bakura broke my headphones."

"That's nice."

"Look! The speakers are all shattered out."

"Okay. Hey, do you like red paint for the walls, or green?"

"Red. He had the volume, like, all the way up, and he was blasting something stupid, and the speakers just went "pop!" and then there was no sound."

"Mm. Right. Okay, which picture should I hang on the wall?"

"The one on the left. The right one just looks tacky."

"You sure? So what was Bakura blasting, exactly?"

"Definitely. Look at those flowers. You might as well be jabbing my eyes out with a toothpick."

"Okay, fine. Flowers are a no. Anyway, what was Bakura listening to?"

"Hell if I know. Probably some sort of Satanic cult worshipping shit. Like Justin Beiber."

"Yikes."

"You're telling me."

"Well, what are you asking me to do about it? You can't just go kick his ass and be done with it? Hey, put that vase down! That thing was expensive!"

"Well, where the hell are you planning on putting it? You've got crap all over this room! And yell yeah I can!"

"I'm not sure yet. I'm thinking about moving that bowl over there into the kitchen or something. It just doesn't match the carpeting right. And you couldn't beat anyone up, you wuss."

"Put it in the hall upstairs. It matches the paint. Bitch."

"But the lighting is wrong and you won't be able to see the patterns. Quit commenting on my masculinity. You look just like me."

"Well, see if Ishizu wants it in her room. And I do not look just like you. I'm awesomer."

"All right, whatever. I'll give the vase to Ishizu. Anyway, what were you going to ask me to do to Bakura's sanity?"

"Honestly? Nothing. I don't care about the headphones. I just wanted a say in how you decorated this room. Seriously, you have no taste what so ever. Like that couch cover? Has to go."

"..."

"..."

"... Marik. Guess what I'm about to say right now."

"Um... we'll never speak of this again?"

"Yes. Agreed?"

"... Yeah. Agreed And now, I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Bakura. He owes me new headphones."

"Hurry up! We're doing the dining room next!"

"Be back in five!"

Again. I do not know. XD