A/N: Everyone and his mother has done this fic, I think. XD But still... Avenue Q. That's all I have to say.
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh! is not mine. Neither is Avenue Q. Sadly.
Malik was going to steal Marik's CD collection. And burn it.
"You can count on me...!"
"Marik..." He wouldn't shut up. He really, really needed to shut up. Or Malik was going to shove a book down his throat.
"To always be...!"
Bakura's book. Because Bakura was probably the one to introduce him to the song anyway.
"Beside you every day...!"
"Marik, I'm going to kill you."
"To tell you it's okay...!"
"Count of five, Marik."
"You were just born that way...!"
"One."
"And as they say...!"
"Two-three-four-five you're so dead if you even think about—"
"It's in your DNA... you're GAAAY!"
"But I'm not gay!"
"If you were gay!"
Dammit.