A/N: Hi! :D
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"Marik," Ishizu snapped one day, "you need to be much more organized."
Marik looked up at her innocently. "I am organized! Look, I even made myself a To Do list." He held out a grubby looking piece of paper covered in pencil marks. Ishizu folded her arms. "Oh really? Let's see."
Marik handed her the paper.
1. Learn how to use a toaster
2. Find some other way to torment Bakura besides /cutting/replacing/shooting/melting/exercising his books. Eventually, they'll catch on to me, and then their god will smite me. Can't have that.
3. Learn how to bake brownies. (Preferably ones containing pot.)
4. Feed pot brownies to Malik. Laugh.
5. Teach the Pharaoh's brat to be less of a wimp.
6. Stop referring to Yugi as the Pharaoh's brat if I don't want to get ganked by Yami.
7. Actually win an argument with Ishizu.
8. Shave off Odion's ponytail. (Note: last operation failed. New plan is needed. Possibly one that involves pot brownies.)
9. Dye Ryou's hair purple. Again.
10. Steal something of Kaiba's.
11. Evade Kaiba's lawyers.
12. Steal Malik's motorcycle.
Evade Malik's bitching
13. Kidnap Bakura and use him as zombie bait. (He's their leader. They'll want him back eventually.)
14. Write a book. Burn shit down when they refuse to publish it. (Or, just skip the writing part. Doesn't really matter.)
15. Make tomorrow's To Do list. It should involve the apocalypse. Or cookies. Either one.
Marik looked at her expectantly.
Ishizu face-palmed.