A/N: Due to popular request... *snerk* This is all dialogue because that's how it wanted to be written. For some reason. I dunno. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! and I most certainly don't own Big, Sexy Hair. (Oh, how I wish...)
I figured out how to make line breaks work! :D
"Marik!"
"What?"
"This is unacceptable!"
"I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about, Yami."
"Look! This! I'm talking about this!"
"Oh, you mean the fact that you look like a rolled-out Pomeranian? Because I must say, it's a very flattering style for you."
"Give me my hairspray back, Marik."
"Is this it? 'Big, Sexy Hair?' Because I think this looks more like 'Poetic Justice.'"
"One of these days, Marik. One of these days."
"I can't hear you: the song of victory playing in my head is too loud."
"You are so lucky I can't see through this curtain of hair right now."
"I know. I appreciate the small things."