I came across a comment that EuphraiseTheOwl made a few chapters back, and it gave me this idea. My brain is sort of stuck on this kind of formatting right now. Bear with me. XD

Quick question: if I were to illustrate any of the chapters from this fic, which one(s) would you guys like to see? :D

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