A/N: My computer keeps periodically crashing on me, so I figured I'd better post this ASAP before it dies completely.
Also, I'm pretty sure that warnings of stupidity/crack/pointlessness don't even apply anymore. Do you even expect anything else from me these days? XD
I know next to nothing about Pokémon. Sorry. :'D
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokémon, or a certain book that may or may not be mentioned here.
The Winged Dragon of Ra is starting to get really freaking bored.
And... okay, yeah, it's currently chilling out in a trading card—it's not really expecting its existence to be RIVETING or anything—but a little action would be nice.
And if it has to listen to Plasma Eel and Revival Jam sing "Ninety-Nine Duel-Monsters Cards on the Wall" one more time, it's going to crack.
Ra never got much attention on the dueling field until the very end of the game (it was all sitting around and waiting for someone to actually get up enough life points for him to be able to do something cool) but at least it had SOMETHING to look forward to. Now, no one seems to even PLAY Duel Monsters anymore. They're too busy running around killing, like, zombies, or something. And freaking out over some book— Ra doesn't get why a book is more interesting than it. Can a book destroy its opponents in one blast? No. You know why? 'Cause it's a book.
Honestly.
And the one time — THE ONE TIME— someone even BOTHERED to have a good old fashioned duel, it was over the merits of different greasy fast food restaurants, and it lost to Kuriboh.
There is definitely a glitch in one of those fancy new Duel Disks, because THE Winged Dragon of Ra does not lose duels to Kuriboh.
It's rather sad, Ra thinks, listening to Revival Jam start up another verse. Rather sad indeed.
He's going to defect and become a Pokémon. He would make the most kick-ass Pokémon ever.
And everyone would use him in their Poké-battles and it would be frigging sweet.
Yeah, Ra thinks, closing its eyes for a nap. A Pokéball can't be any worse than a deck of trading cards, right?
And it wouldn't have to share with anyone else, either.
"If you sing that damn song one more time, I'll make sure you never revive AGAIN."
Score.