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Black LagoonxBoondocks

Intro: the jacking of Ed Wunsler III

Woodcrest airport, 3: 45 am.

"Where the fuck are they?" Revy complained impatiently, while rock ignored her and drifted off into sleep. The two were waiting for Dutch and Benny to return with their target, in one of hotel Moscow's private jets. Dutch couldn't take Revy with him for this type of job, she would cause a disturbance and they would be exposed then the mission would be a bust. Meaning Revy has to stay in the jet, and she hated every minute of it she rose to her feet storming towards the door that let her outside.

"Dutch said to stay in the jet Revy," rock said tiredly, she glared at rock thrown of for a minute that he knew she was going out of the jet thus disobeying Dutch's orders.

"Rock," she said; "Shut the hell up and go back to sleep before I help you!"

Rock was too tired to care about revy's actions; so he slowly closed his eyes falling asleep. Revy opened the jet door letting the cool air flow inside; she looked out to the dark empty run way expecting Dutch and Benny to appear out of nowhere.

"Goddamn it," she muttered slamming the door shut; "Rock!"

Within an instant rock awoke stumbling to his feet nearly falling to the floor, he stood up giving Revy an irritated glare with his bloodshot eyes.

"What?" he replied tiredly?

"How long have they been gone?"

The tired man let out a small yawn then glanced at his watch,

"Forty five minutes."

Revy moaned rubbing her face in frustration, "what the hell is taking them so long, damn! This job would much faster if I went Dutch know that Benny can't scrap for shit."

Rock sat back in his chair trying to relax and drift back to sleep, he glanced at Revy watching her quickly pacing back and forth through the small passenger area of the small private jet.

"Revy just calm down," rock said; " the target's house is just five miles from here, it shouldn't take them long they'll be here before you . . . ."

before rock could finish his sentence he drifted off to sleep; Revy impatiently pushed the jet door open to find dutch and benny approaching in a pick up truck.

"Finally!" she shouted waking rock; "it about time!"

The small blue pickup truck drove through the silent runway towards rock and revy's position. She grew anxious as Dutch's head came into visibility from the truck's tailgate.

Dutch pulled the target from the pick up truck, the person put up a fight trying desperately to free himself from Dutch's grip. The man was tied up, a white pillowcase covered his head; his muffled shouts indicated that Dutch had the man's mouth sealed with tape.

"Benny! Rev!" Dutch called out; "get over here and help me!"

Benny shut off the truck; Revy was rushing to aid Dutch with getting the target on the jet so they could get him back to roanapour. The man stopped struggling a bit making the trip inside the jet easier, but just as he was placed on one of the seats he started struggling again Revy watched as he wriggled and squirmed his muffled cries for help barley made it through the tape on his mouth. Dutch snatched the pillow case from the man's head, revealing his light complexion and red hair.

This man was Ed Wunsler. He quickly looked at his surroundings again a muffled speech came from him, Dutch snatched the tape from Ed's mouth.

"SHIT!" Wunsler shouted in pain, he looked up at Dutch the man who jumped him at his own house, and kidnapped him.

"You big ass Wesley snipes Isaac Haynes lookin' mouthafucka!" Ed shouted in rage; "Do you know who the fuck I am? I'M ED MUTHAFUCKIN WUNSLER! I'll beat yo ass to the size of a goddamn twig!"

Dutch cut him off with a strong right handed punch, Blood flowed from Ed's mouth as his body reacted to the blow. He attempted getting up to his feet forgetting he was tied up pretty good so that he would incapable of causing injury to himself or the crew. Ed retreated and laughed at Dutch as if the pain from Dutch's fist was nothing, Revy stared at this character with the slightest though that maybe he was just some junkie from the street. After all most of the rich people she kidnapped in her career never acted this stupid.

Ed quickly noticed Revy staring at him; he never liked being stared at.

"Who the fuck you lookin' at?" Ed snapped; "you better turn yo goddamn head around fo' I put the smack down on yo bitch ass!"

Little did Ed know that the woman he was shouting at was the main trigger finger in the whole team, Revy took one of her cutlasses pistol whipping Wunsler out of anger. His head was knocked back into his seat's headrest; Revy grabbed the man by his red hair staring him once again. "Listen you piece of shit," She snarled; "keep talking and I'll pump your whole goddamn mouth full of lead!"

As a response to her threat Ed spit in her face making Revy even angrier as she put the gun to his head ready to send him to hell, Dutch snatched revy's weapon away saving Ed's life.

"Slow your roll Revy," he said; "We gotta this guy to the boss, if he's dead then this whole trip was a waste."

Revy knew Dutch was right not only that killing Wunsler would make the trip a waste, but she wouldn't get paid either. So Revy couldn't kill him. Yet. She snatched her cutlass from Dutch and sat in her seat across from rock, who was still sleeping.

Dutch then turned his attention to Benny, "Tell the pilot to take off," He ordered. "So we can get this dumbass to the boss,"

Ed began yelling again,

"Hell naw! Ya'll ain't takin' me no where! Get me outta dis goddamn rope!" he struggled once again in denial that he was going to remain tied down until his kidnappers took him to their boss.

"Just wait till I get out dis mouthafucka homeboy, Ima put my goddamn foot so far up in yo big ass you'll be shittin' Nikes son!"

Dutch punched Ed once more leaving him dazed, then stuffed him into the supply closet.

To Be Continued