HEL-LO! IT AIN'T OVER YET! BWA HA HA HA HA HA! (Told you it'd happen tonight.)
*Crack...* *POOF!*
"AAH!", Phineas exclaimed as he sat straight up after something fell off his head.
"AAAAAH!", everyone screamed, jumping back from the thought-dead body.
"Ack! Why are you guys yelling?", Phineas held his ears as he looked around.
"What the heck are you doing still awake?", Candace asked for everyone.
Phineas opened his mouth to answer but then stopped feel his head.
"Th- It- It's... Nothing..", Phineas noted to himself. "I-I felt something on my head.."
He looked back to where his head was and saw a small mound of dirt. Everyone came close to examine it, knowing it wasn't there before. Then Baljeet noticed something odd.
"Hey! Your date! It is gone!", he exclaimed, pointing to the boy's head.
"What?"
Everyone came around to see and Phineas felt his head a bit, wondering if it was his skint hat fell off or what.
"But he was supposed to die!", Perry explained.
"I was waiting to die.", Phineas corrected.
He then noticed something red amongst the dirt and moved a bit of it aside to reveal it was a hard shell-like version of his hair. After a moment, his eyes grew wide and after another moment he began to laugh.
"Oh my gosh... Oh my gosh!", he laughed even harder. "I'm such an idiot!"
He laughed so hard, he was afraid he was going to hurt himself and everyone only stared in shock but it soon came to their attentions as well and before one could notice, everyone was laughing. No one had noticed that Phineas had worn his hull-skull the day he got hit. The day the beam zapped the newly formed dirt instead of him. It suddenly made sense how Linda and Lawrence hadn't noticed his date because Phineas took off his head-gear before coming inside. It suddenly made sense how he hadn't been experiencing anything physically weird other than stress because the helmet was decaying and not him.
Isabella was the first to hug him and kissed him passionately, overwhelmed with mirth over his living. But then Candace, Ferb, Perry, and Baljeet also hugged him, knocking him over in their joy as he hugged them back. But amongst their laughter and happiness, Buford suddenly pulled him aside, his scowl worse than before.
"Hey, Dinnerbell!", he snarled as he pulled the living one out.
He suddenly reached behind Phineas and pulled him a mile high into the sky by the underpants, causing Phineas to cry out in pain and hold himself tightly as he suffered the worst wedgie ever.
"OWWW!", Phineas was unceremoniously dropped onto the ground and he only laid there, fighting back tears of pain. "What was that for?"
"You moron! You got us all worked up for nothing!", he hissed.
Ferb stood up equal in the harsh glare and cracked his knuckles as a small warning to the one that messed with his brother. Fortunately, Phineas' wife was already in action, grabbing him by the wrist, flipping him over onto his stomach, twisting his arm painful and pulling back hard.
"OW! OW! OW! OW!", Buford cried out as he tried to get out from underneath.
"TAKE! IT! BACK!", she growled, pulling tighter.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm just insecure!", Buford continued, begging for mercy.
She dropped his arm as Ferb and Baljeet helped Phineas up.
"Are you okay?", Baljeet asked.
"Wow, I never knew how bad you had it...", Phineas groaned, resituating his underwear.
"Just shake it off...", Baljeet suggested. "It is what I do."
"Phineas, are you alright?", Isabella asked, coming up to him.
"Y-yeah.. I'll be fine.", Phineas said, shaking his leg a bit.
"Would this help?", she smiled before kissing him again.
He kissed back, happy for their moment and they broke up a bit but he leaned his forehead to meet hers. But then what was said next made their cheeks turn red and give equal chuckles of embarrassment.
Candace leaned over with a wide smirk as she quietly mentioned to the happy couple, "You know... I was right."
THE END! (For real-sees this time!)
There, are you happy? XP NO SEQUELS. Epilogue? Fine. Everyone heads home happy and live happily ever after, appreciating life much more especially when, in the further future, two new additions to the Flynn family are made. (Lol. To be further discussed in another story which is NOT a sequel to this.)
