Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers Generation 1.

Warnings: MechxMech. OptimusxFirst Aid.

"Optimus...I don't mean to pry, but...what happened to your mask?"

Optimus blinked. "Ratchet stole it."

First Aid blinked back. "What?"

"Ratchet stole it. He-"

"He took it before your interface and never gave it back?" First Aid guessed after raising an optic ridge.

Optimus mirrored him. "Actually, I took it off and left it in the med bay. I forgot about it until now."

First Aid broke out laughing. "Y-You-" His sentence was cut off with a giggle when Optimus traced his stomach lightly.

"Is something amusing, First Aid?" Optimus asked teasingly.

"N-no sir," Aid replied before giggling. "I-Its just that it's not considered stealing if you forgot it."

Optimus pouted, which sent Aid into another laughing fit. "Well he hasn't exactly brought it back to me, has he? Now...tell me the truth," Optimus whispered teasingly in First Aid's audio. "Why would you jump to your previous conclusion?"

First Aid sighed. Might as well. "Ratchet did that to me."

Optimus raised an optic ridge. "You two interfaced?"

"W-What? No! He took my mask off before pushing me in that Unicron-forsaken closet!"

Optimus broke out laughing, which had First Aid blushing and wiggling again as the hot air from Optimus vents danced over his frame. "Of all the stunts that Ratchet has pulled..." Optimus said in amusement while shaking his helm. "Honestly. I'm surprised that I haven't fired him yet."

First Aid raised an optic ridge. "Well you did interface with him two solar cycles ago. That could be a reason."

Optimus looked at First Aid in amusement. "First Aid, are you threatening me?"

"What if I am?"

"Then I'll just have to hold you in my captive for a while longer," Optimus replied before swooping down and giving First Aid another kiss.

Author's note: Ratchet stares at the author. "I cannot believe you just did that."

"What?"

"You skipped over the good part! Twice!"

"Well excuse me if I can't write a decent overload yet! It was a-"

"Short," Ratchet grumbled.

"Sweet chapter. You can't deny that. The next chapter will have more action if the story actually lets me write it the way I want to." The author shakes her fist at the plot bunny that is innocently eating a carrot. The author then proceeds to hug the bunny when it tilts its head at her innocently. "Why are you so kawaii? Ow!" T_T "Ratchet, it bit me!"

"Stop complaining."

"But it bit me!"

"Then start writing the next chapter so that it will leave you alone!"

-_- "Fine. Farewell, my lovely readers!"