Midnight Insanity
A/N: Hello all!!! I've been quite busy lately preparing for exams and more, but have no fear! Here is the second installment in my drabble series! I must say, I must have been especially tired the night I wrote this…nevertheless, pleeease read and review (It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside when someone reviews…), and stay on the lookout for more stories from me!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Bon Jovi or any of their music! But I do own a carton of blueberry ice cream! (not really.)
And now, the feature presentation….
Drabble Challenge #2: Blueberry Ice Cream
"La dee da dee daa…" Kairi strolled along a shore of the Destiny Islands, blissfully snacking on blueberry ice cream—in a waffle cone. Hair blowing in the wind, her thin ankles and feet bare, she looked like a sea goddess.
"Hey, babe. Wanna hook me up with some of that ice cream?" Tidus walked up, putting his arm around Kairi.
"EEK!" She jumped back, shielding her ice cream cone. "GET AWAY FROM ME, BLEACH BOY!!!" Her words completely shot Tidus through the heart, [soundtrack op: You Give Love a Bad Name, Bon Jovi] causing him to retreat, running away to his gang in tears.
Out of nowhere, Riku jumped out of the water in a dolphin-esque way and gracefully landed on the shore. "Hey, mon! You know you want to give me some ice cream, ya?!" He inquired, with an incredibly fake accent.
"Not a chance, bud." Kairi replied. "And when did you start talkin' like Wakka?"
"Oh, silly! Didn't you know about my odd obsession with accents? They change every five minutes…I just can't, like, help it!" Riku was slowly walking closer and closer to Kairi…he was going in for the steal.
"HIIIIIIIYAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" Sora jumped from a palm tree and knocked Riku onto the sand. "How dare you try to sneak up to a poor defenseless girl and steal her ice cream! What were you thinking, MONSTER?!" Sora huffed with madness.
"Uh…" Riku lowered his head. It just looked so delectable…
"If you want to steal someone's ice cream, use sheer force—like this!" Sora then rapidly dashed past Kairi, snatching her ice cream cone in the blink of an eye, and licked up the drips that had melted off the side of the cone.
"Heyyyy!!! NOT SO FAST, BUDDY! THAT WAS CRUEL AND UNCALLED FOR!!!" Riku yelled, jumping back up into pounce position, ready for a brawl. He dodge-rolled toward Sora, then popped up and planted a nice right hook into Sora's cheek.
"Owww!!! Stop, okay?! I just wanted the ice cream! I JUST WANTED THE ICE CREAM!!!"
"Give it here!" Riku shouted, and attempted to pull the cone from Sora's hand.
"No way!" Sora resisted, taking another lick. "Yummm…too bad it's got MY GERMS ALL OVER IT!!!"
"WHO CARES ABOUT GERMS?? WE'RE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS!!!" Riku pulled harder, until the poor cone could take the pressure no longer: it crinkled, causing a mess all over the duo's hands, while the crumbs and huge glop of ice cream plopped right onto the sand below, already being washed away by the waves.
Kairi, watching from afar until now, assuming that Sora was just joking and would eventually return her midday snacks, became enraged, and started screaming, running towards the two.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU. GUYS. ARE. SO. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!! YOU'RE BOTH BUYING ME TEN MORE ICE CREAM CONES TO MAKE UP FOR THIS!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?"
Sora and Riku fell silent and cowered away.
"Kairi's scary…" Sora squeaked.
Thus, the two men (if you can call them that…) ran home, being chased by Kairi, all because of a mishap over blueberry ice cream. (It was just that delicious.)