Midnight Insanity
A/N: Hello! More drabbles will be coming your way soon! I'm just too lazy to type them up…_ Please review!
Disclaimer: I do not own KH.
Drabble Challenge: Seagulls
"Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Hee hee! Look, Kairi! This seagull is so...idiotic! Whenever I lift my hand up really quickly as if I'm going to throw food, it perks its head up! Hahaaa!" Riku was having an odd moment as he bent over laughing, then collapsed into the sand, his body trembling with laughter.
The two were at the beach chillin', waiting for Sora to arrive from detention.
"I think you're the one acting idiotic, doofus…get up! You are NOT getting in my car all covered with sand like that!" Kairi playfully kicked Riku in the side so he cringed, only getting more sand on himself.
"Come oooon, Kairi, I'm having some fun. Live a little!"
"Yeah, I'll live AFTER exams next week…"
"Aw, exams, schmexams…that's what cramming's for…"
"Yeah, yeah, so says Riku, the one with the photographic memory…"
"Aw, don't flatter me-"
Just as Riku started blushing and bragging, Sora came running down the beach, still wearing his backpack and carrying a textbook.
"Hey guys! How's it goin'?" Sora was cheerful, as always.
"Oh, just dandy. How was detention?" Kairi asked flatly.
"Aw, actually, kind of fun! I got out early because Mr. Xemnas loves me! A bit creepy, though…ick. Any-whoo…"
"Haahaaa! Sora, look! I can trick sea gulls into thinking I'm throwing them food! Hah, suckers! Nyehhhh!" Riku yelled, partially to Sora, partially to a group of seagulls plopping by.
"Oh, how splendid, Riku! That's so exciting! Lemme try! Oh! What if we actually threw REAL FOOD?" Sora was definitely up to something…
"Dunno…."while Riku was pondering over this marvel of a question, Sora was fishing through his back pack and something inside crinkled.
"YAWN! Whew! I'm gettin' tired from all of this seagull teasing! Good night!"
"Good night, Riku." Kairi smiled at Sora, knowing what he was about to do.
Sora took a potato chip out of his backpack and placed it very carefully, softly, on Riku's precious and flawless forehead.
Kairi had to struggle to keep herself from snickering.
"Oh, Riiiiikuuuu!" Sora sang.
"Huh?" Riku's eyes fluttered open, and he leaned forward a bit, causing the chip to fall off his forehead to lower on his face. "Oh—AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Who's having fun now?"