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"Yo! We're coming at you LIVE from Camp Wawanakwa! I'm Chris Mclean, and I murder teenagers! Let's meet the cast!" Said everyone's favourite Psychopath Chris McLAME
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
"Hey Beth, how's it going?" Said Chris, Who didn't care about Beth because she's not cool like Duncan or Gwen or Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets.
"ThThThThThThThThThThThThTh" Said Beth, Who had braces on so she couldn't speak properly haha loser Common Beth L
"I agree" Said Chris. "Now here comes our next camper!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MOMMMMMYYYY MOMMY I WANT MY MOOMMY!" Wailed DJ, Because he's a Stupid Fat Ugly Gay Crybaby.
"Your mom? oh, you must be referring to the woman I slept with yesterday!" Chris epically said, prompting a Laugh Track because of how funny and epic the joke was. Even Beth laughed so hard that she choked on the bowl of tar she was eating, which made Sugar go back in time to the first Total Drama season to get Marshmallows off the menu and save Beth from choking to death, and immediately went back to her own time to resume winning every pageant in existence (Common Sugar W).
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY MOM!" Said DJ, forgetting about what just happened and crying more because he's an idiot.
"Haha! Common DJ L!" Chris Said.
Then someone cool came on the Boat. They were so cool. They had cool blue hair, cool black clothes and were cool.
"Wow Gwen you're so cool" Said Chris, meeting the first person to ever be cooler than him.
"Yeah whatever" Said Gwen, being cool.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE'S TOO COOL FOR ME" Said DJ, who was cringe and ugly.
"Shut up nerd" Said Gwen.
Gwen then punched DJ in the face, knocking all of his teeth out.
"WBEICVG"EICG"ECF LEYIWFOUEFUKQWLI"KE P"EL {"K~" :UYFUIel" Said DJ, who was unable to speak because he had no Teeth (loser)
"ThThThThTh" Said Beth, relishing in DJ's suffering for the second time today.
"Wow Gwen that was so cool" Said Chris. "Now it's time for our next camper!"
The boat with the next camper on it arrived, and he fell onto the dock.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Said the next camper, Geoff.
"Teenagers suffering! now that's epic!" Said Chris.
The campers noticed that Geoff had lots of cuts and bruises.
"HELP ME DUDES! I JUST GOT BEATEN UP BY A HUGE BEAR!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! GET HIM TO THE INFIRMARY!" Said DJ, who could talk now for some reason.
"no" Said Chris (based)
The next camper suddenly appeared, being Lindsay.
"Hey Chrom! It's great to be here!" Said Lindsay, who got Chris's name wrong because she has -0000000000 IQ.
"IT'S CHRIS YOU MORON" Said Chris, who punched Lindsay in the face.
"Hey Gwen!" Said Lindsay, who now had a black eye.
Gwen glared at Lindsay. "Go away, or I will murder you in cold blood" Gwen said epically.
"Sorry, I just-" Lindsay was cut off by Gwen kicking her in the face, giving her another black eye.
"OH MY GOD CATFIGHT CATFIGHT CATFIGHT" Said Josh, who suddenly appeared.
"SHUT UP" Said Chris. "THIS IS MY SHOW!"
Chris then pulled out a flamethrower and burned Josh like how I burned a DJ Fan's house down.
"AAAAAAHHHHH HELP" Said Josh as he slowly died from the burns.
"Common Josh L" Said Chris while Josh died.
Chris tossed Josh's dead body into the river and said "Here's the next camper, Heather!
"I hate you all" said Heather.
"Same" said Chris.
"Same" said Gwen.
"Same" said Duncan, who was also a contestant and really, really, cool. He had a cool green mohawk, cool black t-shirt and cool blue pants.
"Wow Duncan you're so cool" Said Chris, meeting the second person to ever be cooler than him.
"Whatever, you're even lamer than the guy I beat up while I was in a bear costume" Duncan said Coolly.
"THAT WAS YOU?!" Geoff yelled, still in intense pain.
"See you by the campfire gorgeous" Duncan said to Gwen, ignoring lame Geoff.
"Same Handsome" Said Gwen to Duncan, forming the coolest couple in existence.
Just then, a new camper flew through the air and crashed into Geoff, making his injuries even worse.
"COME ON MAN!" Geoff said, in even more pain than before.
"Two teenagers suffering for the price of one! love it!" Chris said basedly.
"Wow, that hur-" Tyler said before he noticed the injured Geoff.
"Holy cow! I'm sorry, are you okay? Tyler asked Geoff.
"I'm-"Before Geoff could finish the sentence, Duncan pulled out a knife and stabbed Tyler.
"That's what you get for revealing me and Gwen's kiss you dork" Duncan said Chadly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" Tyler screamed.
This got the attention of Lindsay.
"OMG! Tyler!" Lindsay shouted before she ran towards his side. "Are you o-"
Gwen then stabbed Lindsay. "That's what you get for abandoning me for a Yacht Party!"
"ThThThThThThTh" said Beth, because she hasn't spoken for a while.
"Here's Harold!" Chris said, ignoring Beth because she's lame.
"The hooded pitohui (pitohui dichrous) is a species of bird in the genus Pitohui found in New Guinea. It was long thought to be a whistler but is now known to be in the Old Worldoriole family (Oriolidae). Within the oriole family, this species is most closely related to the variable pitohuis in the genus Pitohui, and then the figbrds." Harold said, being a nerd.
"Shut up nerd" Duncan said epically.
"Isambard Kingdom Brunel (9 April 1806 – 15 September 1859)[1] was an English civil engineer and mechanical engineer,[2] who is considered "one of the most ingenious and prolific figures in engineering history,"[3] "one of the 19th-century engineering giants",[4] and "one of the greatest figures of the Industrial Revolution, who changed the face of the English landscape with his groundbreaking designs and ingenious constructions".[5] Brunel built dockyards, the Great Western Railway (GWR), a series of steamships including the first purpose-built transatlantic steamship, and numerous important bridges and tunnels. His designs revolutionised public transport and modern engineering." Harold said, oblivious to Duncan's epicness and power.
Duncan then destroyed Harold with a single punch.
"MOMMY!" said DJ, because he also hasn't said anything for a while.
"Contestant Number 10 is Trent!" Chris said awesomely.
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY COULDN'T I BE CONTESTANT NUMBER NINE?! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Trent whined not awesomely.
"Shut up. Be more like me and my awesome girlfriend Gwen." Duncan said even more awesomely than Chris.
"We're so cool" Gwen said with the exact same amount of awesome as Duncan.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GWEN SHOULD BE MINE YOU JUST STOLE HER FROM ME DUNCAN WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE" Trent cried, annoying everyone else.
While Trent was throwing a tantrum like a stupid gay idiot fat ugly two year old, Bridgette arrived.
"Hello" said Bridgette. "I like surfing" said Bridgette.
"I don't care" Chris said.
Suddenly, flashing lights and a banger music score appeared. When everyone turned around, they saw none other than...
"No-no-no-no Noahriffic is my name, Not playing dodgeball is my game, Invading your TV with my Noahriffic Gay!" Noah sang neutrally, not lame or epic.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! HE'S NOAHRIFFIC! MOMMAAAAA! SO SO SO TERRIFIC!" DJ sang dumbly.
"I'm gay gay gay gay, gay gay!" Noah sang repetitively.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE!" Trent sang stupidly.
"SHUT UP I CAN'T STAND YOU IDIOT" Gwen sang basedly.
"I'm Noahriffic!" Noah sang.
"I-I-I like surfing!" Bridgette sang because I can't think of any other gimmicks for her at the moment.
"I'm gay gay gay gay, gay gay!" Noah sang.
Noah pulled up at the McDonalds drive-thru with Beth, DJ, Geoff, Lindsay, Heather, Tyler and Harold in a Car. Gwen and Duncan were busy beating up Trent in the parking lot.
"Noah, I'm not really much of a Fast-Food eater.." Lindsay told him.
"Oh yeah? Can you read my mind right now? it's saying SHUT UP AND GET A SALAD" Noah basedly yelled at her.
"WAAAAHHHHHHHH! I WANT SOME MCNUGGETS!" DJ cried.
"WE'LL GET TO YOU DJ!" Noah yelled at him.
"I want a Hamburger, No, a Cheeseburger, a Hot Dog, and a Milkshake." Tyler cheerfully said.
Heather smacked Tyler. "You'll get nothing and you'll like it!" She shouted.
Noah ignored the violence and began to order. "Hello?"
"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?" The McDonalds worker said.
"Hailing frequency is open huh?" Noah joked, but it wasn't funny. "Anyways, we're gonna get, uh, 2 McChicken sandwiches and a Diet Coke and uh, What do you want Beth?" Noah asked.
"ThThThTh" said Beth.
"No, I already told you that isn't food." Noah told her.
"ThThThThThThThTh" said Beth.
"NO MCDONALDS ANYWARE MAKES A THTHTHTHTHTH" Noah shouted.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I'D LOVE A SHAMROCK SHAKE IF THEY'VE GOT ANY OF THOSE!" Geoff told Noah.
"IT'S SEPTEMBER GEOFF." Noah screamed.
"Genre (from French genre 'kind, or sort'[1]) is any form or type of communication in any mode (written, spoken, digital, artistic, etc.) with socially-agreed-upon conventions developed over time.[2] In popular usage, it normally describes a category of literature, music, or other forms of art or entertainment, whether written or spoken, audio or visual, based on some set of stylistic criteria, yet genres can be aesthetic, rhetorical, communicative, or functional. Genres form by conventions that change over time as cultures invent new genres and discontinue the use of old ones.[3] Often, works fit into multiple genres by way of borrowing and recombining these conventions. Stand-alone texts, works, or pieces of communication may have individual styles, but genres are amalgams of these texts based on agreed-upon or socially inferred conventions. Some genres may have rigid, strictly adhered-to guidelines, while others may show great flexibility." Harold explained.
"SHUT UP HAROLD I HATE YOU!" said Noah, getting slightly annoyed.
"ThThThThThTh" said Beth again.
Suddenly, a car horn went off behind them.
"HANG ON, ALRIGHT? THERE'S A LOT OF US!" Noah shouted to the car behind them.
"What time do they stop serving Breakfast?" Heather asked.
"IT'S 3 O'CLOCK!" Noah yelled back.
"Some of them serve breakfast all day." Heather replied.
"NO THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST ALL DAY" Noah screamed.
"Do they have beer?" Tyler asked obliviously.
"I'm gay gay gay-" Noah was cut off mid song by Duncan.
"Shut up dweeb, you're annoying." Duncan said coolly.
"I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN DUDE" Geoff said Uncoolly.
"WHAT?!" Noah screamed at Duncan, ignoring Geoff. "I WILL-"
Noah was cut off again by Duncan plunging a knife into his throat.
"Anyways, here's our next contestant, Leshawna!"
Leshawna said some stuff that I can't write down because I would feel like a racist.
The campers then noticed a boat coming towards them, with two girls dressed like each other on it.
"Hi guys!" Sadie said. "It's great to-" Sadie was then cut off by Katie slapping her.
"Shut up Same-die!" Katie said epically. "No one cares about you!"
"That's so based" Gwen said.
"Can we join?" Duncan said.
"Yes" Katie said.
The based trio all beat up Same-die.
"Ezekiel is next!" Chris said.
"Yo yo yo- OH MY GOD!" said Ezekiel, shocked at Same-die being beaten up. "ARE YOU GUYS BEATING UP A WOMAN WITHOUT ME? LET ME JOIN!"
Ezekiel then started beating up Same-die with Duncan, Gwen, and Katie.
"Cody" Chris said. "PLEASE DATE ME GWEN PLS PLS PLS I'M BEGGING YOU" Cody annoyingly said.
"NO! GWEN'S MINE! GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE GWEN NINE!" Trent said even more annoyingly.
"Actually, I hate you both and I'm with Duncan" Gwen said amazingly.
"That's right babe" Duncan said revolutionarily.
"GRRRRR" said Cody
"GRRRRR" said Trent.
"GRRRRR" said Eva, a new contestant who was mad about something else. "WHY DIDN'T YOU INTRODUCE ME?" Eva yelled at Chris before she punched him.
"Did you just punch me?" Chris said. "W-w-wait!" Eva said before Chris shot her 15 times in the face.
"I'm here too" said Heather.
On the next boat was a Fat Guy.
"Greetings Mr Mclean, I do believe I am competing on your fine reality show." Owen said lamely.
"Shut up idiot" Chris, Duncan, Gwen, Katie, and Ezekiel all said Simultaneously.
"Good day sir." Owen said even more lamely than the first time.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The person on the next boat said.
"Introducing the lamest person here, Courtney! Chris said epically.
"GWEN YOU ARE A LOSER AND A MEANIEHEAD AND A POOPY HEAD WAAAAH GRRRRRRRRRR" Courtney said cringely.
"Shut up Chart-ney" Gwen said.
Everyone laughed at Gwen's cool and funny joke.
"I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE GWEN AND DUNCAN" Chartney cried.
"Common Chartney L" Duncan Said.
Everyone laughed even more at this.
Just then, Justin entered the scene. He was so hot that everyone except Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Katie, Tyler, Cody, Beth, Same-die, Courtney, Harold, Trent, Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ, Geoff, Leshawna, Duncan, Heather, Owen and Gwen was instantly enamoured by him.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" Said Justin because no one loved him.
"Our last contestant is Izzy!" said Chris.
"I have commited several war crimes." Said Izzy.
"Photo Time!" Said Chris
Everyone fell into the water except Gwen and Duncan.
"Time to put you into teams!" Said Chris
"Gwen, Trent, Leshawna, Heather, Owen, Lindsay, Katie, Cody, Noah, Beth, and Justin, you are the Screaming Gophers!"
"That team name slays bestie" Noah said.
Leshawna agreed, but I couldn't type out the response because I would feel like a racist.
"Duncan, Tyler, Izzy, Sadie, Ezekiel, Harold, Courtney, Bridgette, DJ, Geoff, and Eva, you are the Killer Bass!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Courtney screamed because Duncan was on her team and he cheated on her even though they had never met each other and were both single.
"Women suck eh?" Ezekiel said basedly.
"The River Thames, known alternatively in parts as the River Isis, is a river that flows through southern England including London. At 215 miles (346 km), it is the longest river entirely in England and the second-longest in the United Kingdom, after the River Severn." Harold geekily said.
"Go into the cabins and mingle ya little rats!" Chris said, clearly being bored with this episode.
"Wait, why isn't Same-die on my Team? I need her near me so I can abuse her more" Katie said, making a good point.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" Same-die said, making a bad point.
"GO TO THE CABINS OH MY GOD DO YOU IDIOTS NEVER LISTEN?!" Chris angrily said.
Inside the Gopher's cabin...
"Hey everyone" Heather said.
"You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.
If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.
You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.
The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.
I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless." Gwen said coolly.
"omg you're so cool Gwen" Katie said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Lindsay said.
"Shut up you female" Said Ezekiel.
Everyone went in the cabin to find Lindsay hiding from a cockroach.
"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Lindsay screamed like a wuss.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOMMMMAAAAA!" DJ screamed like an even bigger wuss.
Duncan was going to kill them with the axe, but he missed and ended up hitting the cockroach instead.
"Wow Duncan you're so cool and popular" Everyone except Trent, Courtney and Cody said.
"GRRRRRRR" Said Trent.
"GRRRRRRR" Said Cody.
"GRRRRRRR" Said Courtney.
"I could do that too Lindsay" said Tyler
"Thanks.." said Lindsay as she and Tyler fell in love.
"I'm going to split them up immediately." said Duncan fantastically.
"You're so epic and hot Duncan." said Gwen.
Outside again...
"I forgot this earlier but you can make confessionals." Chris said.
Confessional: "I hate it here" said Gwen. "Duncan seems cool though."
Confessional: "I will kill these morons at the drop of a hat" Duncan said. "Except Gwen. She's epic.
Confessional: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Geoff Screamed.
Confessional: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'M SO ANGRY" Said Eva.
It cut to the cafeteria.
"LISTEN MAGGOTS YOU EAT FOOD" Chef said.
"Excuse me Sir Hatchet, will we be receiving all the major food groups?" Owen said.
"Am I still hot?" Justin said.
"NO TO BOTH QUESTIONS YOU SISSIES!" Chef said.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Justin sobbed.
"GWEN" said Trent
"DUNCAN" said Courtney
"GWEN ALSO" said Cody.
"Shut up" said Gwen and Duncan.
"Same-die, test this food!" Katie said awesomely.
"I don't think that's a good-" Before Same-die could finish the sentence, Katie covered Same-die in the gruel.
"HELP IT BURNS" Same-die said while the gruel slowly but surely consumed her.
"Common Same-die L" Katie said.
"CHALLENGE TIME LOSERS" Chris said.
"What do you think they'll make us do?" Bridgette asked Duncan.
"We'll have to jump off a very high cliff." Duncan said.
The scene cut to a very high cliff.
"I knew that because I'm cool and epic." Duncan said coolly and epically.
Screaming Gophers - Gwen, Trent, Leshawna, Heather, Owen, Lindsay, Katie, Cody, Noah, Beth, Justin
Killer Bass - Duncan, Tyler, Izzy, Same-die, Ezekiel, Harold, Courtney, Bridgette, DJ, Geoff, Eva
That was the first chapter of Total Drama: Epic Edition! If you liked the story, then leave a review. If you didn't like the story, then I will find you.