Arlight, here's chapter 2. This time, we see Perry and Bunka's side, as well as the exit from this time.
Perry lay in his pet bed, napping away. Suddenly, the bed tipped over, dumping the platypus into a long tube.
Perry placed his fedora on his head before landing in his usual chair.
The monitor in front of him sprung to life. "Good morning, Agent P. It seems Doofenshmirtz is up to something. We've caught him surveying the city several times. Find out what he's up to!"
Perry saluted, grabbed his jet pack, and jetted for Doof's headquarters.
Perry landed on the Balcony of Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. and pulled his jet pack off. As soon as he did so, a large ribcage dropped over him, trapping him.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus. You're just in time." Doofenshmirtz walked onto the balcony, dragging a wheeled device with him. "Behold, my Copy-Cat-Inator! With this device, I can mass produce the most high tech devices in the Tri-State Area. Because it is so cheap, I can sell them cheap enough to push other companies out of business, making me the only company people will buy from!" He let out a maniacal laugh and flipped the device on.
Perry gasped. Doof had moved too fast to be stopped this time.
As the device sputtered and shook, a pair of shapes appeared. They looked like projectors.
"Hmm, well that can't be right," Doof muttered. "How are projectors the most high tech objects in the Tri-State Area?"
He approached the devices and pushed a button on one. That device began to ripple and flash.
"Ahh!" Doof shouted, as both he and Perry covered their eyes.
The device suddenly vanished, and the other projected an image. It was an ancient-looking jungle, with a glacier as a background. The weird thing was that the image was a circle floating in the middle of the room.
Doof stared for a moment. "Okay," he said slowly, "I guess that is pretty neat, but unless that image is an actual location-"
Doof suddenly tripped on the edge of his Copy-Cat-Inator and fell through the image. Perry waited for the evil scientist to reappear on the other side.
He didn't.
Instead, Perry saw Doof stand up inside the image. He glanced around and exclaimed, "I get it! This is a time machine! Forget my earlier plan, I'm going to mess with some prehistoric beings. See ya, Perry the Platypus."
Perry chattered angrily as Doof ran off into the past.
Doofenshmirtz ran out of the jungle and onto a large, rocky plain.
He looked for someone to mess with, but the only thing nearby was a large structure-like rock.
"Well," he muttered, "this is no fun. I thought there would be someone around..."
He noticed a silhouette in the distance. The person, for that's what it looked like, disappeared into the rock.
"Yes!" Doof shouted. "Someone to annoy!" He rushed toward the rock, cackling madly.
Perry saluted Agent D, who was still chewing on the rib bones, and leapt through the portal.
He looked around, but didn't spot anyone.
A huge rock landed right beside him, making him jump in fright.
A second one landed on the other side of him.
Then he heard shouting, so Perry ducked into the bushes.
He watched as a caveman who looked liked Buford ran over to the first rock and started jumping on it. But he gapped in shock when Buford ran over to the second and started shouting, "Yes, yes, yes!"
He waited while the two boys began some sort of victory dance.
Doofenshmirtz crept toward the cave opening, trying not to make a sound. He didn't want his target to slip away before he could be annoyed.
Finally, he heard the person moved toward him. So Doofenshmirtz jumped around the corner and shouted, "Boo!"
Doofenshmirtz and the other person froze. The other person was a caveman who looked like Doofenshmirtz.
Cave Doofenshmirtz screamed.
Doofenshmirtz screamed at the sight of himself screaming.
Cave Doof screamed again.
Doof screamed again.
They both stopped and covered their eyes. Then, they slowly lifted their hand.
They screamed again.
Perry watched as the two Bufords ran off the way they came, each carrying their rock.
Sighing with relief, Perry turned to walk away.
He ran into something and fell backwards.
He looked to see a platypus-like creature with a skull on its head on the ground like him.
"Who are you?" he chattered.
To his surprise, the other responded, "I'm Bunka. Who are you?"
"I'm Perry. Sorry about running into you, I just couldn't be seen by Buford."
A slight grin appeared on Bunka's beak. "Yeah, I couldn't be seen by Boofgard. I understand."
The two stood up and shook hands.
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find my nemesis," Perry chattered. "Who knows what he's getting himself into here in the past?"
Bunka blinked. "You're from the future?"
Perry nodded.
"Cool! I need to stop my nemesis today, too."
Perry looked around the jungle and spotted a footprint. He ran over, with Bunka following, to examine it.
"Looks like Doof was here," he muttered.
Bunka glanced at him. "How do you know about Doofengung?"
Perry looked at Bunka. "I didn't. I was talking about Doofenshmirtz, my nemesis."
Bunka nodded. "Well, it looks like he's heading towards Doofengung's cave, so you can follow me."
Perry nodded and the two ran off, following the footprint's direction.
"Doofenshmirtz," Doof said slowly.
The caveman nodded. He pointed to himself and said, "Doofengung."
Doofenshmirtz nodded. He glanced around the cave. It was cracked and covered in dust, like it had caved in recently.
"Bleck," Doofengung muttered. He walked to the entrance and stared off in the distance.
Doofenshmirtz walked up beside him and noticed a lot of cavepeople, mostly women, hanging out in a very good looking hut. When he say a caveman who looked like Rodger, he growled.
Doofengung looked at Doofenshmirtz and grinned. He grunted and waved Doof over to a series of carvings.
Doofenshmirtz examined them and, after a second, realized the carvings were a scheme. It appeared that Doofengung wanted to run the Rodger-lookalike out of his home and take it for himself.
"Well, I bet it would be fun to help get rid of those cavepeople!"
Doofengung cocked his head to the side. "Huh?"
Doofenshmirtz pointed at the scheme and mimed building something.
Doofengung got excited and let out a whoop.
Doofenshmirtz already had an -Inator idea with his current materials, so he grabbed some sticks and got to work.
Doofengung grunted and began making a trap for his nemesis.
Perry and Bunka entered the cave of Bunka's nemesis, with Bunka crashing through the wall in the process. The two landed in fighting positions, but were taken by surprise when the traps activated. A cage made of bones landed around Bunka, while Perry was entangled in a mess of vines.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus. How unpleasant of you to join us. And by unpleasant, I mean, well, unpleasant."
Perry also heard, "Ah, Bunka de Bunkaquog," followed by a series of grunts.
Doofenshmirtz walked forward, and beside him was a Neanderthal that looked almost exactly like him.
"Perry the Platypus, meet Doofengung. He's the me of this time," Doof gloated.
Doofengung seemed to introduce Bunka to Doofenshmirtz, based on the few sounds Perry could recognize as words.
"Now, Perry and Bunka, I have decided to aid Doofengung in his quest to get those cavepeople out of their home so he can have it. Now, behold! The Mammoth-Stampede-Inator!"
Doofengung pushed a contraption of sticks, stones, vines, and bones into view.
"With this device, I will cause a local mammoth herd to stampede toward that location, leaving it open for Doofengung!"
The two cackled in evil joy, and Doofenshmirtz pulled a lever on his device.
The contraption shuddered and jerked, throwing a large spiky ball of sticks out into the distance. Perry and Bunka looked in horror. Turning to each other, they nodded.
Perry pushed his hat against the vine, turning the brim into a saw that quickly freed him. Bunka simply grabbed one of the bones and pulled, making the cage collapse.
Mayhem issued, with both teal agents beating on their nemeses. But it wasn't too long before a rumbling caught the attention of all four combatants. Suddenly, the towering pile of rocks tipped. All four ended up rolling out of the wreckage of Doofengung's home.
Doofengung and Doofenshmirtz looked up and screamed. A herd of mammoths were glaring at them. Perry and Bunka stood aside as the mammoths charged. The two Doofs ran for their lives.
Perry and Bunka followed. They noticed a large group of children standing near where Doofenshmirtz and Doofengung were running past.
The Doofs suddenly cried out:
"Kooya, Bunka da Bunkaquan!"
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"
As the mammoth herd chased them out of sight, Perry and Bunka removed their headgear and walked up to the children, who were their owners. As they did, Ferb and Gerb noted their return.
"Oh, there you are, Bunka."
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Perry noticed that two of the cave-children were kissing, and that they looked like Phineas and Isabella.
"Finally!" Bunka chattered. "I thought he'd never notice her!"
Perry grinned slightly. "Sounds a lot like Phineas and Isabella."
The two semi-aquatic secret agents shared a grin.
Doofenshmirtz and Doofengung screamed as a rock flew by them. The mammoths were getting impatient at not catching them and had begun throwing rocks at them.
Doofenshmirtz grinned when he saw his time machine ahead.
That's when one of the rocks flew straight through the portal and crushed the time machine in his building.
The portal collapsed, and Doofenshmirtz froze. He barely registered Doofengung's continued screams, or even the mammoths that had started to trample him.
He was trapped thousands of years in the past.
"It was great to meet you guys, Phineas said. "But once Candace and Jeremy get back, we'll have to go."
Phinabunk nodded. "We understand. Thanks for helping us teach everyone this language. And for the song!"
Isabelock walked over to Isabella. "Thanks for helping me confess to Phinabunk."
Isabella smiled. "I'm glad I could help. Seeing you two together makes me feel like Phineas and I will be together soon."
The two hugged and returned to their groups.
Ferb and Gerb silently said goodbye.
Buford and Boofgard slugged each other on the shoulder. "One more?" Buford asked.
"Sure, why not?" Boofgard replied.
The two grabbed one big rock each. They both threw them in the same direction. Unfortunately, they both landed in the Flynn-Fletcher backyard, on top of the time machine.
The portal flashed shut.
"Oops," Buford muttered.
Doofenshmirtz dusted himself off. Both Doofengung and the mammoth herd were gone. The second half of the time machine was still intact, but Doof didn't know if that could get him home.
"I wonder..." he muttered, pushing the button to take him home.
The machine rippled and vanished, leaving a flashing purple circle where it had been.
Doof shrugged. "Better than nothing!" he said as he jumped through.
"Buford! You have just trapped us 27,000 years in the past! All because you wanted to throw a rock?"
Buford replied to Baljeet's rant by sticking his finger in his mouth, then shoving it in Baljeet's ear.
Phineas and Ferb examined the time machine while everyone, including Candace and Jeremy.
"Any ideas, Phineas?" Isabella asked.
"Well, the machine can travel through time, so we could try to use it anyway."
"What happens if it leaves us here?" Buford asked.
"You could stay with us!" Phinabunk said.
Phineas grinned. "Well, let's try it!"
Ferb activated the machine. It vanished and a flashing, purple circle appeared in it's place.
"What's that?" Jeremy asked.
"It appears to be an unstable time portal," Baljeet said. "I'd say we should go through before it collapses!"
Buford, Isabella, and Baljeet ran through. Ferb grabbed Perry and followed with Candace, Jeremy, and the Fireside Girls right behind him.
Phineas waved. "Bye you guys!"
The cave-children waved goodbye as Phineas jumped through the portal. It flashed shut right as he vanished within it.
How many saw that coming?
So, guess where they are going to be this time. Come on! Guess!