Letters to Santa: Arthur

Dear Santa

For Christmas this year I would like a few hundred crowns of Camelot to give to all my enemies who want it. Now they can have their own crown and not have to use: wars, fires, explosions, enchantment, assassins, dragons, mercenaries, trolls, fairies, pixies, ghosts, zombies, immortal soldiers, sorcerers, questing beasts, griffins, plagues, poison, serpents, bugs, druids, labyrinths, witch finders, giant cat things, unbeatable knights, Goblins, Lamia's, warlords. Look you probably get the idea, so I give my enemies a crown, they leave me alone.

From

Arthur Pendragon (Well Merlin being made to write this, you must wonder where he gets his sense of logic)

P.S: Can you tell the fanfic writers me and Merlin are NOT together.