This one is from tfaprowlxsawyer: Bumblebee lip singing a heavy metal song. This is Animated, just so everybody knows. Also, just so everyone knows, I don't really listen to any sort of rock or metal music, so I got the song suggestion from Shenron1146.
Italics are song lyrics!
warning: song contains one swear word
Disclaimer: I own neither the characters nor the song!
Everything was fairly quiet in the Autobot base. The bots were mostly out on patrol…except for Bumblebee. He had recently discovered 'heavy metal' music. He figured this would fit him and the other Autobots perfectly, since most of them – especially the larger members of the team – were heavy, and all of them were metal. There was even a song called "The Metal".
Which Bumblebee had discovered as well…which was why the base was suddenly full of loud heavy metal music. The base shook with the volume, and one of the people driving past the base called the police department to complain.
Within a few minutes, Captain Fanzone had arrived to deal with the noise pollution complaint. He stormed into the building – having recognized it as the Autobots' base – and followed the eardrum-crushing sounds to Bumblebee's quarters. The sight that met his eyes nearly made him faint with shock. Only the firm belief that police captains should not faint on the job kept him from doing so.
Because not only was there loud music playing, but the smallest Autobot, Bumblebee, was wearing what appeared to be a rock star Halloween costume, complete with a fake electric guitar. He was darting around the room, dancing and pretending to play the guitar and moving his mouth along with the words:
You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Aargh! yeah!
You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Aargh! yeah!
No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know
New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Punk-rock tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong
Yea!
Metal!
It comes from hell!
Fanzone hurriedly wrote out a noise pollution ticket, stuck it where the others would be sure to find it, and fled.
A few hours later, after the other Autobots returned to the base, Optimus was watching the news, wondering why there was a teaser for a story on noise pollution tied to the Autobots, when Sari came bouncing in.
"Guess what, Optimus?" Sari squealed. "I just found this awesome video on YouTube! Do you know where Bumblebee is?" Optimus glanced at her.
"No, why? What video?" he asked.
"It's Bumblebee lip singing! All dressed up and everything!" Sari exclaimed. "I think he must have posted it himself! It's awesome! And there's only one bad word in the whole song!" Optimus leaped up.
"What? Bumblebee was singing a song with a bad word in it?" he shouted. Sari frowned.
"It was only one word, Optimus, and he wasn't actually singing; he was lip singing, moving his mouth so it looks like he was singing. Anyway, have you seen him?" she babbled. Optimus scowled.
"No, but I'm going to fix that right away. BUMBLEBEE!" he bellowed. The little yellow bot came dashing in.
"Hey, Prime. There's something on my back. Can you get it off?" Bumblebee asked, turning around. Optimus pulled the slip of paper off and read it. "What is it?" Bee demanded. "And who put it on my back?" Optimus whirled on the little yellow mech.
"You have a fine for noise pollution," he snarled. Bumblebee blinked.
"What?" he caught sight of Prime's expression and gulped. "Uh-oh. It must have been when I was making that YouTube video…" he mumbled.