Christmas Day: Gaius
Gaius woke up, there was no list or letter anywhere. He sighed, Merlin had gone off to wish Kilgharrah and Aithuisa Merry Christmas (and to tell them to stop chasing Santa's sleigh at night) and Arthur was going to come in and demand and explanation. Sure enough Arthur kicked the door open, he was covered in gold specs and it looked as if he had been crushed under a thousand tons of Jewellery.
"Where is he?" Arthur demanded. Gaius thought for a moment but before he could reply they heard a voice.
"Oh the humanity" Gwaine shouted. They both looked out the window and saw Gwaine kneeling beside his tavern. A giant Christmas pudding and crushed it, Gwaine was sobbing. Arthur opened the window.
"What about the ale flood on the other side of the castle?" he shouted. Gwaine stood up, then he picked up a glass and ran towards the castle.
"So where is Merlin?" Arthur repeated
"The brothel?" Gaius said meekly.