Firstly:

Okay, I am so flipping sorry that you probably thought this was another chapter!

I really am! Don't kill me! Please. I hate it when people do author updates, hence why I haven't updated this. But I felt that I should inform you of uh…my goings on.

So, allow me to inform you that:

I do, in fact, roleplay.

I do, in fact, go to school. And I have to do good if I don't want my parents taking away computer privelages. I have so many projects to do.

Things I'm busy writing as well:

Two possible novels

A thing a friend and I are doing

A thing called Crimson Boarding School that I do, again, in fact, get hasseled for if I don't update at least every month.

And another fan fiction for Morganville Vampires.

That's a lot of pressure. Haha. But, I'm not one of those people that cracks under it, I slack under it XD

Besides my superb--(yes, I'm having a cocky moment)--writing, I sleep, eat, do things, and slack, oh and procrastinate. I'm a procrastinator.

Did I mention I'm a procrastinator? Haha.

Welp, I hope this made you guys smile. *Thinks* What's a reasonable deadline to appease you with?

TWO YEARS!

I hope you didn't believe that. Lol. I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of two weeks. Just two short (hah, not) long weeks. I have about…nine front to back college ruled pages filled with the next chapter, but I think it's utter crap.

And henceforth, if it's utter crap--well, it's utter crap. And I don't want you to have to sit in your computer chair and gag yourself while you read the utter crap, that my lazy, procrastinating, ingenious (cocky, I know), sleeping, eating self writes.

So…I'm just asking…two weeks.