A/N: aren't you people sad? This is the last chapter…and stuff…

So I like to thank the individuals who stuck through and reviewed. It is a nice thought that I am entertaining somebody and they are looking forward to reading my stuff. You guys have no clue how much that means to me. Because if I should have a one goal in life, than that goal should be to entertain- I can't help it, it is who I am (although I sometimes do a terrible job of it.)

So, on that note, I am not going to make a saga out of this (and what I mean by that is that I am not going to be making another story) but I am going to post a story with just a series of one-shots, and I do take requests.

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In other news, Mario owns my kidneys. I still don't own him. But somehow he has my kidneys on ice and is waiting for me to deliver the ransom money. To top it off, Mr. L owns my V-Card and is not giving it back anytime soon. So my deck will be incomplete for the rest of my life… it had been a very busy five minutes for me…

Consequence?

Chapter Nine: FINAL

(NOTE: written in Mr. L's P.O.V)

I was never the man to brag… okay, I am the kind of man who would brag about things. But hey, I had earned that Grambi-forsaken right. And I shall be damned if I didn't use…abuse it.

And yes, rumors are true; Pauline and I did get hitched. What I can recall that it was a small wedding, preformed in Peachs garden.

It was beautiful, well, she was beautiful. She was wearing a simple, strapless wedding gown and a small crown under her vail. I remember her hair was up and there was a flower from the garden here and there. Peach married us, because no minister wanted anything to do with me. It was sweet of the Princess. And in return I install a few lights here and there. Nothing too big, I didn't care… I have my partner in crime; I am the single most luckiest man in the world…

I think Mario still resents me for some reason. It is not like I stole his woman… oh yeah, I kind of did. But he left her for a Princess, so he can bite me. I don't need a Princess to be happy. I have my Pauline and that is it. That and he is embarrassed that I had saved the day before him and that his piss poor attempt did nothing. Not my fault he sucks so badly.

Speaking about Mario, he still lives in that sorry excuse of a Mushroom town. The funguses still think I am a monster (but I don't care) and he is still worshiped like some kind of God. That Mario, so full of himself…

Nah, I'm just blowing hot air. Mario. He's a good man. Too goody-good for my taste but don't let that give you the idea you can walk all over him.

His brother on the other had… Luigi finally got what he deserved. He is now about to become the good ruler of Sarsaland. He and Daisy are to be married in a few months and he is going to be crowned King. I'm not jealous in any way; I would run a kingdom to the ground. I am not ruler material. Nor power hungry. I just like my explosions, okay?

But the throne for the Underwhere is as good as open for me, or I like to think it is. I am the most powerful being around. When I die, I can take over whatever I want…

Although, I do like my shop-lifting.

Underwhere, yeah, as far as I know, Dimentio is gone, dead, ka-put. Although he is not exactly pushing up daisies, he is kind of floating somewhere in an infant void thing in a box…

Yeah, about the void thing, I am starting to feel a bit… guilty of locking it in the box. But then again, if I didn't, Pauline would want to get into to mommy mode and we either would adopt the thing or have a child of our own. And that is something that I don't want to deal with just yet…

As of now, we reside at Castle Bleck. The City life just became too much, those stupid civilians were rioting outside of our apartment. I am still a criminal, and a wanted one at best, they were demanding that I must be arrested and executed. But none were too ballsy enough to come and get me.

When they started attacking Pauline, my wife, I had to put my large metallic robot's foot down. Crystal City used to be such a fun place. Until they all turned into asses and I… kind of… took Brobot for a little target practice.

Don't tell Pauline. I don't want to sleep on the couch again.

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If I was knighted, how should you people call me, Sir L, maybe Sir Mr. L or Mr. Sir L? I really need to find a new name… Because Peach wanted to knight me hoping it would calm her people down. Which is kind of cool, Mario and Luigi are both Knights. It would be like I was joining a club or something. Do knights shop-lift? If so, I rather stay a mechanic than a Knight… do Knights get a good pay check?

Never mind about the Knight thing. I shouldn't have brought that up. That was… unwise of me.

What I am doing now? I am still a mechanic working for Crystal City amusement park. Pauline still owns part of it and I still make all those fun roller coasters. So don't worry kiddies, that aren't going anywhere.

Things had began to wind down and now we are not so tense about everything, those Junior minions are starting to like having Pauline around and I get to go back what I was doing at the beginning… building robots and complaining about those heroes. I just have a loving and supporting spouse to hand me the hammer and wrenches…

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Wow, I have nothing else to talk about. I am sure none would be pleased if I just- cut if off here. I don't feel like dealing with another angry mob outside of my apartment… wait. I burned that down. Never mind.

Do you know what? I don't care. Stay in school, all you kneed is love, don't judge a book by its blah-blah-blah. You folks are smart enough to get the picture, now I got better things to do. L-ater!

The End

A/N: aaannnndddd CUT! That's a wrap people.

It was a wonderful experience for me. And I thank you guys for sticking through the duration of this story. I hope to see your familiar faces (or profile pictures, same thing) on my next story.